Da Port

nickname for Bridgeport, the largest city in Connecticut. Unlike the usual stereotype of Connecticut this city is poor, dirty, and extremly ghetto. if you live here and are in high school you probably attend central or harding and aren't very wealthy. you hate when people assume your rich because of the state in which you reside in. you also probably have a screen name such as BPT 4 lyfe. unless you have a brain you despise it there.

yo mofo i be lovin the ladies booties here in da port

by erica May 13, 2005

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Get the Da Portmug.

Port Adelaide

Port Adelaide entered the AFL in 1997 for people to laugh at. The team has since been a joke, especially in recent years.

Their coaching team has a policy of "winning by fluke" such as the occasion in round 5 earlier this year when they secured 4 points upon a half-strength St Kilda side.

Since 1997, Membership and game numbers are on a steady decline, and the club recently having to accept sympathy money from the AFL and SANFL.

Wanna hear a joke? Port Adelaide

by presidentelliot October 24, 2010

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Get the Port Adelaidemug.

Port Hope

A town located in what Michiganders would refer to as "The Thumb". This town is so small (currently populated at around 300 people) they consider it a village. The underaged get drunk almost every weekend and not one adult has enough cause to care. They just continue to wonder where all the road and/or beer signs have gone. The town is home to the Port Hope Bluestars. A sorry excuse for individuals who don't have enough balls to get out and make something of themselves. Instead they continue to cheer on their destined to lose boys' basketball team and fail to cheer on their league winning girls' basketball team.

Bob: "Are we going through a town?"
Jane: "I think so, the sign said Port Hope."
Bob: "Where are all the signs?"
*Jane points*
Jane: "What are those kids running away from the bar with?"
Bob: "Appears to be a BudLight sign."
Jane: "Leave it to the inbreds."

by fizzlee July 31, 2009

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