Persian Mongoose

When someone with a hairy arm goes elbow deep into another person's anus and attempts to flail around, imitating a small, furry mongoose.

Tim: "Hey what did you and Avery do last night?"
Carlos: "Oh we had some wine and Avery gave me a Persian Mongoose on the kitchen table."

by Aaron Nickelback April 22, 2017

Persian passing

Persian passing is getting a grade that's 95% or higher.

Regular kids:

81-100 = Great

76-80 = Good

70-75 = Average

56-69 = Ehh
50-55 = Bad

Persian kids
95+ = Passing

85-94 = Where did the rest go

75-84 = Disgrace
65-74 = Can't talk about you to the family

Below 64 = Acceptance of stupidity

Girl: Hey teach. I was wondering if I Persian passed this test?
Teacher: What's Persian passing?
Girl: Ya know, getting a 95%+
Teacher: Ohhh, in that case you're definitely Persian passing. You got a 97%!

by persianbaby June 14, 2018

Cincinnati persian

When you've had at least 2 nose jobs and are a slut for chili on noodles

That Cincinnati persian whole go home with him after that dinner.

by Garden Doogen March 22, 2021

Persian Potato

This is what you call a girl when your with your homeboys. Its used to signify how Bad AF a chick is and is a huge compliment to the girl your talking about.

" Aye bro, that b*tch is a Persian Potato! "

by Persian Papi May 15, 2016

Persian Complex

When a persian guy treats his girlfriend so well and does anything for her because he loves her so much that it comes off as being whipped. However, he isn't as he is still very sexually dominate and just comes off as whipped because he is so sweet

Stephen : Armin is whipped man
Mehrad: Nah, its Armin's persian complex
Stehphen: oh, that's chill then

by Edlarral November 24, 2016

persian armadillo

An outfit similar to what Aladdin wore, but your abs have to be harder than an armadillo shell.

I can't wait for Thursday! Austin will be performing a sexy coffee inspired table dance special for only $13.99, while dressed like a Persian Armadillo!

by Alifuego July 26, 2020

Persian DJ

Compliment or backhanded compliment (depending on inflection) used between mates about facial grooming. To have a short, beautifully maintained beard, bordering on excessively maintained where not a hair is out of place.

My mate went to have a beard trim. He left looking like a Persian DJ

by OldmanCabbage April 8, 2022