An industry term for a patch used to cover a woman's vagina when filming a nude scene in which ones' private parts should not be showing, as stated by Emmy Rossum on the March 1st, 2011 episode of Conan.
by xroyalrooterx March 17, 2011
Get the Vag Patchmug. n. - not ideal employment usually outside of one’s preferred industry; used to fill the hole in a resume
The job market is frozen right now. There are no designer jobs out there. Guess I'll find a patch job to hold me over.
by MTskier October 11, 2010
Get the Patch Jobmug. Cops busting a titty bar with bottomless dancers: "Is that pussy I see smiling at me? Come on girls, you know this is a patch the snatch zone."
Credit goes to "The Shield", season 5, episode 5.
Credit goes to "The Shield", season 5, episode 5.
by BigD101 August 17, 2007
Get the patch the snatchmug. 
Get the vabbage patchmug. Tattoo equivalent to tramp stamp but not as slutty looking. Usually also means that the girl is a grade A Bitch.
"Damn check out that girl over there"
"You see that Bitch Patch on her?"
"Yea, what about it?"
"You don't want to mess with her!"
"You see that Bitch Patch on her?"
"Yea, what about it?"
"You don't want to mess with her!"
by KHer2 March 30, 2010
Get the Bitch Patchmug. Hipster facial hair style. Facial hair on men (and, rarely, women) often forms an inverted triangle directly beneath the lower lip, while the true beard forms further south. Leaving this small triangle of hair intact while shaving off the hair below it produces a jazz patch. An early popularizer of the style was Frank Zappa (RIP).
by Barbiste January 14, 2004
Get the jazz patchmug. a. The pubic hair growth in the crotch triangle usually sprouting a few days after the area was waxed or shaved. Either in male or female.
b. Nickname for an old college fraternity brother named Dan at the University of Minnesota circa 1990. Not sure if it was because he was a late bloomer; liked to chow shaved snatch; or perhaps it was poking fun of his hair.
c. A section of grass intended to replace a dead area in your yard.
b. Nickname for an old college fraternity brother named Dan at the University of Minnesota circa 1990. Not sure if it was because he was a late bloomer; liked to chow shaved snatch; or perhaps it was poking fun of his hair.
c. A section of grass intended to replace a dead area in your yard.
Bitsy had a Brazillian bikini wax a week before spring break only to find that a few days later she had an itchy sod patch going on down there.
by B_Otch January 19, 2006
Get the sod patchmug.