Oriental Handshake

Grabbing ones balls, from behind, while they are bowing.

While the emperor bowed, the president gave him an Oriental Handshake.

by anonymous February 18, 2023

orientalism

The postulation that the global dialectic is a conflict between the far East and the Near East over who invented monotheism.

This would stand in contract to Occidentalism's dialectic of a conflict between Western "monotheism" and Eastern 'polytheism.'

Orientalism propounds that the dialectic of East vs. West can be correctly reduced to Iranicism vs. Arabism..

by flightfacilities February 18, 2022

Chronophilic Orientation

A romantic or sexual orientation tied to a chronophilia. For some chronophiles, their sexual or romantic orientation isn't the same when it comes to adults VS minors. For example, a non-exclusive pedophile could be attracted to children of multiple genders or all genders while only being attracted to one gender of adults. This implies that there may be a separate sexuality or romantic orientation for some chronophiles that only applies to people within their chronophilic age of attraction.

I am normally straight but my chronophilic orientation is gay.

by Shugunou February 17, 2023

Seeing Oriental

The feeling you get when you empty an Oriental flavored Ramen Noodle seasoning packet into your mouth.

Guy1: Dude, did you just eat all of that Oriental powder?

Guy2(you): Yeah dude, I'm seeing oriental.

by RAcaseal fag January 19, 2019

Oriental Express

When your girl pushes the sides of your eyes back to make you squint, and you give her just the tip so she feels like she’s banging an asian fellow.

Me and Jane took the Oriental Express last night.

by Kenny Kamm June 30, 2023

myspace oriented

when a guy or girl are always on myspace to see what their boyfriend or girlfriends myspace says and gets either pissed and/or any other feelings just because of something on someones myspace page

Steve: Dude i got rid of my top friends list on myspace now my girlfriend is mad at me cuz she not on the list

Scoot: Yea she sounds kinda crazy and myspace oriented to me, probably time to break up before some girl comments your picture and she gets jealous

by calaburrito July 10, 2009

Oriental Orthodox

The only true form of Orthodoxy

"I'm Oriental Orthodox"

by OwenTheGreat January 10, 2024