Pre-Order Relationship

A Pre-Order Relationship is a relationship which you and your significant other aren't really dating until a certain time or scheduled.

Yeah Elizabeth and I have that Pre-Order Relationship. How long until your Pre-Order relationship deadline.

by Poorboi72 December 28, 2017

chronoillogical order

A sort order that's supposed to be chronological order, but isn't.

Dave: Here's the list of birthdays.
Betty: December is not before November. You got it in chronoillogical order.

by iamsonotlying July 16, 2018

Elmo's New World Order

The plan Elmo has for the world. It involves bloody murdering Grover on TV and instilling fear into everyone, leting him control the world.

Elmo's New World Order will come soon!

by TheRealMugman October 9, 2020

cow orker

An orker of cows; not to be confused with "coworker", which is a person who works with you. Many, if not all of the problems you face on the job can be traced directly to the intervention of cow orkers.

I ain't workin' with him! He's a bloody cow orker!

by polish stallion August 15, 2006

ornery

Stubborn, irritable, rough on the edges, a little mean, grumpy.

Adjective. The correct spelling is ornery, but many Americans say/spell as awnry.

"These ornery old guys at the job will never change"

by amrev360 May 8, 2009

pre-order

The act of purchasing a video game or software before it's actually released; often to gain some slight reward, easter egg or advantage when eventually playing the game itself.

The term was coined by the software vendors, and literally represents an impossible act, since what you are doing is actually regular ordering, with real money. The correct definition of what you are doing is "post getting".

"I had a spare $50 lying around, so I pre-ordered Moons Over Mars so my character would have the g-string of death. Had I waited for 3 weeks post-release; I would have only paid 19.50"

by Al Capella September 21, 2011

I.C.O. (Indian Cake Order)

when an Indian man or woman is at a bakery and takes an excessively long time to pick out a cake and has no idea what frosting or cake even is. Often wastes the bakers time by taking a half hour to order a cake and the baker cannot finish his work for the night.

Jimmy: "Hey jeff, you were gone so long, why did it take so long to take that cake order?"

Jeff: "Oh, that was just another I.C.O. (Indian Cake Order) Took forever, now i wont have time to set up the Italian bread.

Jimmy: "well looks like you got another I.C.O. waiting for you over there."

Jeff: "Dam, now i am never getting any work done tonight, Mr. Gettler is gonna kill me tomorrow."

by Anus Keithwhore August 1, 2010