braid of thrones

How the characters in Game of Thrones somehow keep their braids intact even though they've moved around alot and should have fallen out by now.
When Daenerys walked into the fire to hatch the dragon eggs, you would think her hair would get rekt but it stayed so Braid of Thrones, like totally on fleek
by Urban_Webster April 11, 2015
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Asshole Throne

The middle toilet in a three+ stall restroom,

especially if all other toilets are vacant when you arrive and that seat is still chosen.
Habitual users of the Asshole Throne are known as Poopmongers, those who spread the good news of the Gospel of Stank
I had to take a massive Trump so I chose the Asshole Throne, it seemed appropriate, now they all will have to smell my filth! I HAVE BECOME THE POOPMONGER! Rejoice in the good news of the Gospel of Stank!
by Lord Touchdown November 24, 2020
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dingle throne

A pompous idiot who thinks his shit don’t stink but really his ass is a nesting spot for a king sized dingle berry.
“Look at that POS I bet he has a dingle throne in his pants.”
by Hmmmmhuhwhat? May 09, 2022
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throne and bone

when you invite someone over to watch game of thrones, with the intention to fornicate.
I have an HBO subscription, throne and bone?
by Saucelyn May 06, 2019
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Throne Sick

The inability to pass a bowel movement on a toilet that isn't your toilet at home
Just looking at the Starbucks toilet made me throne sick.

I can only travel one week at a time because I get throne sick.
by golduck December 15, 2011
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Throne depot

A bros way of referencing Home Depot and its signature twisted pine 2x4’s that are shit
“Grab some Sheetrock when you’re at throne depot Kyle got drunk last night so......”
by chHAad March 06, 2021
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Game of Thrones

"Game of Thrones" usually refers to the loss of social life and istant failure on every aspect of life due to addiction to this goddamn life ruining show.

Also includes a lot of incest.
Friend 1: You should check out that HBO show, Game of Thrones! It's incredible.
---2 episodes later---
Friend 2: It's so good, I cannot stop watching it!
Friend 1: (Yes, my plan was successful. Now I won't suffer alone. I'll see you in hell after you fail all your final exams!)
by Frz Man February 18, 2018
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