laugh my ass on

When your ass falls off your body, and you need to suck it back on by laughing.
Jamal ate my ass last night i need to laugh my ass on!! XD
by Blkmater September 10, 2017
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buzzing my ass

Hey man, I've spent the whole day buzzing my ass, I can't believe how busy I am.
by S3nd41 December 12, 2020
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Herbs in my ass

When you’ve been working on the farm for 6000000000000000 days straight and then when you take a showers u find out there’s been herbs/crops growing in you’re anus/butt/ass
by Hijackpoop24 July 01, 2020
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flowered my ass

The act of fisting a person’s anus and then opening your hand inside of the person’s anus.
This person flowered my ass so hard last night.
by Poakley December 11, 2019
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Burns my ass

Makes someone very mad or upset.
When my soap opera is interrupted, that just burns my ass!
by Maddogg radio August 31, 2022
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jizz on my ass

When a hot bloke spunks his wallpaper paste on your big black fat bum ...
Can we have sex so you jizz on my ass
by Instincts74 August 21, 2017
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puckers my ass

Also "puckers my asshole." An expression of great displeasure at being ripped off or cheated that revives itself each time one thinks about it. An expression of anger in response to a lingering grudge.
It was senior discount day at the Salvation Army today, and they still wouldn't give me the discount on that piece of shit vacuum even though it's been sitting there for a whole damn week. That really puckers my ass!
by Shabidoo June 20, 2019
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