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cock poop octopus

A common greeting in certain cultures, but a very offensive expletive in others. Flip a coin.
"Lester! Cock poop octopus, my friend! It has been a while.""
"H-hey man, just put the knife down. Just put the kni-OW CHRIST COCK POOP OCTOPUS WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS!"
by Kancho Ron February 6, 2014
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launch the octopus

This is when a child, surrounded by sea-faring men, is thrown into a pool.

The child is then rapidly chased around the vicinity, and then violently violated.

Mustard must be involved at some point.

The winner is then crowned.

All rejoice.

***Also, there are many key stipulations to the execution of a formal 'launch the octopus.' They are as follows: the child must not be an actual child but an inanimate stuffed animal so that this is not a morally-reprehensible activity; 'sea-faring men' included but are not limited to men, women, folks of all genders working in piracy, fishing, surfing, sailing, or internet architecture only; the crown must be a Burger King crown; the water in the pool must be mostly Kool-aid; everyone has a fun time; it is a wild ritual of lust, dust, gust, mustard, and whimsy; no muppets may be involved.
Yo, did you see those seabros 'launch the octopus' yesterday before the Penguins vs. Blumpkins game?!?! Ahhhhhhhhh! It was supa dupa cray, bae!
by googoodoodoo May 23, 2019
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Double angry octopus

When two women scissor, and 2 men fuck each woman anally, you have 8 arms and 8 legs getting tangled.
Yo me and my bro did a double angry octopus on these 2 chicks and it was fucking wild. Arms and legs flying on the bed!
by Reebekilii May 16, 2021
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sloppy octopus

Group sex involving 4 guys and 1 girl. 3 guys will take part in triple penetration while the 4th guy masturbates by using the girl's breast.
That girl is always doing the sloppy octopus whenever she can.
by PANDAQUEEN January 27, 2006
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Octopussy

You want to be in an octopussy with me
by The pussinator 5000 July 19, 2018
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octopus

Eight guys gang-fucking a girl, with two dicks in the mouth, two in the pussy, one in the ass, one in each hand, and one between the tits, all at the same time.
We gave her the octopus until she passed out.
by Ron Jeremy April 22, 2005
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The Octopus

n., The Octopus is one of many sexual positions, similar in form to both the butterfly and "squashing the deckchair". The receiver lays on her back, with waist at the edge of a bed (ass hanging off). The giver stands next to the bed, with the receiver's legs on his shoulders. While penetrating, the giver may--at his discretion--lean forward to create extra tension. Increased tension causes increased tightness, resulting in a tight deep-dicking.
I got this girl in The Octopus last night.

You ready to feel The Octopus?
by Double D, The Deep Dicker December 30, 2008
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