NASCAR
The professional wrestling of motorsports run by a small group of corrupt promotors who select which driver or team to "push" in order to sell trinkets and t-shirts with that driver or team name on it. Sold out to sponsorships years ago and is without concern for legitimate competition. All cars are spec racers without a "stock" part on them.
At least professional wrestling admits it's nothing but entertainment....
The professional wrestling of motorsports run by a small group of corrupt promotors who select which driver or team to "push" in order to sell trinkets and t-shirts with that driver or team name on it. Sold out to sponsorships years ago and is without concern for legitimate competition. All cars are spec racers without a "stock" part on them.
At least professional wrestling admits it's nothing but entertainment....
by Dirk Laguna March 16, 2005
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HUMAN CONDITION, ie; Carrying a mirror with you everywhere you go, so you can watch the "good ol boys" make right hand turns while everyone else is stuck with same-o,same-o left hand turns. You know you are better than that. You are amazing.
by terryzz February 14, 2009
Get the nascarsistic mug.Seemingly monotonous event where overpaid grease-monkeys drive around in shotty cars endorsed by various fast-food places and penis pills. Perhaps a cry of help originating from Lower Appalachia in a region known as Wal-Mart and Piggly-Wiggly Land. Note the resemblance of NASCAR to FASTCAR; perhaps a redneck auditory mishap. People who watch NASCAR are usually the same people who drive around in 1500 dollar cars, listen to Garth Brooks, and condemn people who have half an ounce of class.
The only thing to break the monotony of that thurr NASCAR race was that gnarly crash that killed Dale Earnheart Sr! Perfect 10, 10, 10, and ooh, a 9.5 from the Russians; truly an atheletic event to bear witness to.
by Pimpmaster5000 June 11, 2004
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Simplified to turning left over and over again, it is the most retarded type of racing.
NASCAR also has an innumberable amount of official sponsors, from Dominos to Best Western.
Simplified to turning left over and over again, it is the most retarded type of racing.
NASCAR also has an innumberable amount of official sponsors, from Dominos to Best Western.
Bob: "Hey, it's been 342 laps, don't you think this NASCAR race has gotten a bit repetitive?"
Jim: "Hell no! My moneh sez #4 is gonna crash and burn!"
Jim: "Hell no! My moneh sez #4 is gonna crash and burn!"
by Coqui December 28, 2005
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by skizzle March 12, 2003
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