Definitions by Coqui

G.N 

Grammar Nazi

Someone who believes it's their duty to attempt to correct any grammar and/or spelling mistakes they observe. Usually found hanging around Irc chatrooms hounding "n00bs".
Well at least you can spell dyslexic correctly.
G.N

G.N by CoQui December 14, 2012

NASCAR

An excuse to drink [beer], with races usually boring and long in length, gratified only by the cataclysmic crashes observed by inebreiated white [people].

Simplified to turning left over and over again, it is the most [retarded] type of racing.

NASCAR also has an innumberable amount of official sponsors, from Dominos to Best Western.

Bob: "Hey, it's been 342 laps, don't you think this NASCAR race has gotten a bit repetitive?"

Jim: "Hell no! My moneh sez #4 is gonna crash and burn!"

NASCAR by Coqui December 28, 2005

Mellow Yellow 

1. A song by the 60's song artist Donovan. The song's influence was from a short-lived rumor that a euphoric high could be reached by smoking banana leaves. The song became very popular in the late nineties after a cover was made for a series of Gap clothing commercials.

2. A Coca-Cola product with high caffeine and citrus flavor; not related to banana leaves at all.

1. (lyrics)- "...electrical banana, it's gonna be a sudden craze..."

1. (ex.)- "Did you see that Gap commercial? Who sings that 'mellow yellow' song?"

2. (ex)- "Wow, have you tried this mellow yellow stuff? It's like Surge, but new!"

Mellow Yellow by Coqui September 4, 2005