top notch twat

the best shit.

kid 1: this is some good weed.
kid 2: yh this be some top notch twat

by Insane cunt September 6, 2009

G'notche

A lazy slacking freeloading bum. A person who is always looking for a handout, but never wants to do anything to deserve it. Also can describe a dimwitted person who accomplishes meager tasks and expects grand rewards.

Mr N. : The guy getting all the free appetizers has been hovering over the buffet like he guarding it.

Mr T. That's because that gentleman is a G'notche!

by TV2112 April 19, 2018

Friends but nothing else

A phrase commonly used by people trying to hide the fact that they are in a secret relationship.

Wendy: So, are you two dating?
Chris: No! I've already told... we're friends but nothing else!
Wendy: Keep telling yourself that.

by Hehehe I know March 13, 2021

words mean nothing

words mean nothing because were all a bunch of nobody's were all going to die we will be forgotten some day

all of our words mean nothing we soon die

by a person who mean nothing December 13, 2021

free the homie he aint do nothin

when the feds lock up the homie

Judge: The homie is hereby sentenced for life with 3 counts of aggravated robbery, 3 counts of attempted murder, 2 counts of capital murder, illegal possession of guns, illegal possession of cocaine, and illegal possession of meth.
me: free the homie he aint do nothin❗️❗️

by Lazar Blade September 27, 2021

the goggles do nothing

a mini-meme originating from The Simpsons, the McBain character is warned to wear goggles to protect him from the acid, however later, he gets trapped in a flood of acid while yelling "MY EYES! THE GOGGLES TO NOTHING". It is often misread/pronounced as "the goggles, they do nothing".

Although the latter may be lulzier, the former is the correct origin of the meme.

McBain: MY EYES!! THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!

by kyle.biddle December 4, 2010

nothing happened

Hand stuff.

Jenna went to stay at Brad's house last night, but nothing happened

by UltimatePuzzyD3str0y3r69 December 20, 2014