Windshield Wiper

The sexual act of ejaculating on another person's face, then using your erection to wipe said ejaculate off their face in a side-to-side motion.

After I blew my load on her face, I gave her the windshield wiper as any gentleman should.

by Ballz_Deep May 20, 2015

womb wiper

a males penis of extreme length/girth. usually put into use on minge monday or tattyby thursday

'ah man she smoked my womb wiper for hours on minge monday'

by Mikey'minge monday' c February 1, 2009

Hairy Wiper

Rimming a wildly-unshaven butthole.

Davis and Ramirez completed every sex act in the Urban Dictionary catalogue, with the exception of the Hairy Wiper.

by kmikl September 4, 2021

Two-Way Wiper

An individual that is so stingy, that after wiping their ass with some toilet paper, they flip it over and use the unsoiled side.

Steve: Fucking Jim wouldn't even loan me five dollars so I can buy a slice of pizza.
John: Well, what do you expect? The guy is a Two-Way Wiper!

by traphouse333 June 20, 2018

mad wiper

A person who uses an excessive amount of toilet paper in a public restroom. Usually covers the seat with layers of TP. Also, hangs TP on the stall door jamb thinking people will peek-in whilst dropping a deuce. Then, leaves TP for the next guy to dispose of the mess.

Did you see the end stall in the men's room? Looks like the 'mad wiper' has struck again.

by iatebreakfast September 1, 2016

mad wiper

A person who uses an excessive amount of toilet paper in a public restroom. Usually covers the seat with layers of TP. Also, hangs TP on the stall door jamb thinking people will peek-in whilst dropping a deuce. Then, leaves TP for the next guy to dispose of the mess.

Did you see the end stall in the men's room? Looks like the 'mad wiper' has struck again.

by iatebreakfast September 1, 2016

No wiper

When you are wiping your ass and nothing is on the toilet paper when u check

Bro let’s go i just got a no wiper so much less time

by fertzoneletsgo May 15, 2021