No wiper

When you are wiping your ass and nothing is on the toilet paper when u check

Bro let’s go i just got a no wiper so much less time

by fertzoneletsgo May 15, 2021

Windshield Wiper

When you give a guy a handjob and he cums all over his stomach and you take the ejaculatories and spread it like a good piece of buttered toast with the erect penis back and forth like a windshield wiper on his stomach.

Damn, this bitch gave me a windshield wiper this morning and the crusty cum is falling off me like dander of stripper

by Angry trouser trout May 27, 2021

Hairy Wiper

Rimming a wildly-unshaven butthole.

Davis and Ramirez completed every sex act in the Urban Dictionary catalogue, with the exception of the Hairy Wiper.

by kmikl September 4, 2021

Hairy wiper

Rimming a wildly unshaven butthole.

Due to the toilet paper shortage of 2020, the hairy wiper has become mainstream.

by Kickmyballsrealhard September 4, 2021

Windscreen wiper

The act of cumming on someone's glasses, then proceeding to wipe it off with your cock.

Hey baby girl would you like a windscreen wiper.

by unregisteredsexoffender December 17, 2024

Fijian butt wiper

When a girl shits on your dick while giving backshots so you touch butts and clean the shit off of yourself and her with Fiji water

Sam: Dude I just gave this girl a Fijian butt wiper

Jo marant: Nigger

by Laddleee July 10, 2025

Fijian butt wiper

When a girl shits on your dick while giving backshots so you touch butts and clean the shit off of yourself and her with Fiji water

Sam: Dude I just gave this girl a Fijian butt wiper

Jo marant: Nigger

by Laddleee July 10, 2025