Deit-bore, as opposed to dieter:
A fat person that incessantly tells the world how to diet or all about their own diet plans despite their never losing a single pound of weight themselves.
A fat person that incessantly tells the world how to diet or all about their own diet plans despite their never losing a single pound of weight themselves.
"Man, did you hear that sloppy Diet-bore tell me how she's gonna fit into her prom dress, just as she was slamming down a burger, milkshake and super-sized fries?"
by jagnot January 23, 2010
Get the Diet-boremug. by raytownskater September 29, 2014
Get the squirrel dietmug. Tim: Dude, you don't look so good.
Danny: But I feel great!
Tim: You should seriously take some vitamins or something.
Danny: I'm on the Happy Diet, man.
Tim: You look like a holocaust victim with leukemia.
Danny: Rub my head.
Danny: But I feel great!
Tim: You should seriously take some vitamins or something.
Danny: I'm on the Happy Diet, man.
Tim: You look like a holocaust victim with leukemia.
Danny: Rub my head.
by Helter Skelter 69 February 5, 2009
Get the The Happy Dietmug. Someone, of female gender who goes on many diet attempts. She explores each diet for 24 hours but can never stick with it! Jumps from diet to diet without regard for each diets feelings.
Diet slut- "I'm not drinking water anymore."
Me- "why?"
Diet slut- "my new diet has me only drinking green tea."
Me- "yesterday you were on an all carb diet."
Diet slut- " i ditched it."
Me- "psh diet slut!"
Me- "why?"
Diet slut- "my new diet has me only drinking green tea."
Me- "yesterday you were on an all carb diet."
Diet slut- " i ditched it."
Me- "psh diet slut!"
by Prbrlystoned December 6, 2014
Get the Diet slutmug. Caramella: Damn girl I need to find a diet so I can look as good as Vanilla Kitty Does in that thong.
Cinnamon: You better learn to swallow. Vanilla just got back on the stripper diet, all she eats is cocaine and semen.
Cinnamon: You better learn to swallow. Vanilla just got back on the stripper diet, all she eats is cocaine and semen.
by Ishootsideways August 29, 2016
Get the Stripper dietmug. The diet you go on while you're going through a divorce, resulting in losing excessive amounts of weight due to worrying so much.
by My parents got divorced. May 27, 2009
Get the Divorce Dietmug. "Can I start you guys with something to drink?"
"Yeah we need a tea and a Fancy Diet."
"Ok a tea and a Fancy. Got it. Be right back."
"Yeah we need a tea and a Fancy Diet."
"Ok a tea and a Fancy. Got it. Be right back."
by Chuxg November 30, 2013
Get the Fancy Dietmug.