beany deany

someone who resembles a saucy bean like substance, often having a small bean shaped head and innocent mind. They hide from society and don't have a gender, they're completely hairless other than the head. Their only friends are other bean men.

hey look its a beany deany

by ufggluf9o- November 19, 2018

Beanie Man

n. A man who literally always wears his beanie.

Scott: "You've worn that thing in the shower for the 5th time this month!"
Brian: "I just forget I have it on!"
Scott: "You're such a Beanie Man."

by Markee Mark May 25, 2007

Meanie Beanie

An insult directed at a person of Mexican desent, derived from the racial slur "beaner". Usually the person is upset and directing their anger towards others or just being a cunt.

That Mexican chick is such a meanie beanie

by G00KSLAYER June 4, 2018

Beany Baby

The progeny of two lesbian women, scissoring, with the action resulting in a child.
The progeny can cover all ends of the character spectrum, but will always be anal and have the lesbian traits of the parents.

Ryan: Hey you guys, I'm so cool, and babes dig me.
Sandy: such a beany baby.

by sandy Bashman October 7, 2011

meany-bo-beany

a very mean person that is often jelous of ur mad skills!

Aaron is being a meany-bo-beany

by ellebelly May 16, 2008

Ride beanies and weenies

Two guys (male) riding on one motorcycle.

Since Tom's car broke down, he had to ride beanies and weenies on the back of Craig's bike on the way to the movies.

by Donaghu May 30, 2016

Beanie Man Syndrome

Abrv. BMS. The frequent and potent finkel air excretion caused by ingestion of large amounts of beans and bean biproducts. Most commonly caused by excessive burrito intake. Syptoms can last for several days and can include diarreah, motorcycle-like sounds, and a trail of rank gas potent enough to clear even the largest of rooms.

"My friend is BMS'ing because he can't keep his hands off those damn Grandito-Burritos!"

by Shawn July 29, 2005