by Mirahtrunks November 13, 2017

What your anus feels like when you have to defecate so immediately that the fecal matter is almost protruding from your body. The phrase "sitting on a hot nickel" is synonymous with "have a turtle head poking," "prairie doggin' it," and "touching cloth."
by Professor of Poop Euphemisms November 1, 2013

by HonkeyDonkeyDoo August 9, 2018

An extremely attractive female with pale skin who would otherwise be considered a "dime" or "dime piece", but is relegated to only "nickel" value because no matter how hot she is, she is/can only be half as hot as herself in a tanner state.
"Can you imagine how sexy that frosty nickel would be if she ever went outside?"
"Hey man, I'd like to go talk to that frosty nickel over there, but I forgot my sunglasses in the car."
"It's awesome getting with that frosty nickel, but wish I didn't have to deal with the freezer burn."
"Hey man, I'd like to go talk to that frosty nickel over there, but I forgot my sunglasses in the car."
"It's awesome getting with that frosty nickel, but wish I didn't have to deal with the freezer burn."
by mattosaurusrex October 13, 2011

by fleegle wilson September 2, 2004

A person who thinks he is being helpful but is actually making a complete fool out of himself and who everyone thinks is a BLANK.
by Ciddo Xxavius January 16, 2008

Senior citizen (over 55).
David's almost a double nickel -- he's been getting junk mail from those AARP political hacks for years!
by Old fart from Broward County, Florida October 26, 2005
