net driver

someone that has multiple porn acounts and knows the in and outs (no pun intended) of internet porn

dude john used to be my frind but now he is such a net driver he never leaves the house

by jonmar June 13, 2009

Net Love

When someone on myspace, facebook, (etc) calls you hot, pretty, or is just loving on you. Usually used in a derogatory manner.

random message: hey girl ur hot
reply: Sorry babe, not diggin' the net love.

by bitchdown December 28, 2007

sense/net

(n)-l33t admin,the next big thing to happen to iSketch's administration
(v)- act of being ruthless and all knowing in the name of isketch

"if you don't stfu ima summon sense/net on your ass" - eddie
"ima sense/net your ass back to english easy Uk 22" - NightmareZ

by PrototypeNMZ January 29, 2008

Net-Nazi

A racist, typically a proclaimed member of White Nationalism or other hate movements and groups who uses the internet to vent their frustrations against modern society. Are famous for hypocritical view points and excessive use of toned down racial slurs when arguing opponents.

I talked to your friend Josh on instant messenger. He can’t complete a sentence without using the words Negro or Jew to express himself. He’s such a Net-Nazi.

by DarkMageJay May 29, 2005

aqua net

the reason we have a hole in the ozone.

Because of the high use of Aqua Net in the 80s, we now will all die because of the sun. :(

by brad v May 11, 2004

Poo-Netting

The act of making a Poo-net. This is done by placing toilet paper over the toilet hole (to prevent large poops from going into the hole) so you can take a quality photo to send to your friends.

I had about an 11 incher today, but i forgot the Poo-Netting, so you could only see like half of it.

by Joseph18000000 February 14, 2008

Butthole-Net

A web-like net of hair as a result of tangling, covering a male or female's anal hole (otherwise known as butthole) which cause the backup of fecal matter.

Dude, I totally woke up the other day, took a dump, and didn't realize i had a Butthole-Net. I had to snip that shit with some scissors.

by sofleye November 22, 2010