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Net Rage

Net rage, related to road rage, occurs when people get pissed off at each other whilst using the Internet.

Most prevalent on social networking sites such as Facebook, it usually begins on discussions threads, such as ones about politics, and ends in slanging matches between the two parties.

In much the same way as road rage, it allows people to vent their anger on anonymous internet users, without the fear of retribution.
Person 1: McCain should've won the election, he knew what he was doing
Person 2: Nah, Obama all the way. He's done a great job so far, he's really turned the economy around.
Person 1: Obama's too soft, he's all face and hardly any action.
Person 2: And McCain was better how exactly?!

...{5 comments later}...

Person 1: NO SHE DIDN'T, YOUR MOTHER'S THE ONE WHO LICKS HAIRY MEN'S ANKLES!!!

Random Observer: ...Now this is a case of Net Rage if ever I saw one!
by DarkKakari November 20, 2009
mugGet the Net Ragemug.

net driver

someone that has multiple porn acounts and knows the in and outs (no pun intended) of internet porn
dude john used to be my frind but now he is such a net driver he never leaves the house
by jonmar June 13, 2009
mugGet the net drivermug.

sense/net

(n)-l33t admin,the next big thing to happen to iSketch's administration
(v)- act of being ruthless and all knowing in the name of isketch
"if you don't stfu ima summon sense/net on your ass" - eddie
"ima sense/net your ass back to english easy Uk 22" - NightmareZ
by PrototypeNMZ January 29, 2008
mugGet the sense/netmug.

Net-Nazi

A racist, typically a proclaimed member of White Nationalism or other hate movements and groups who uses the internet to vent their frustrations against modern society. Are famous for hypocritical view points and excessive use of toned down racial slurs when arguing opponents.
I talked to your friend Josh on instant messenger. He can’t complete a sentence without using the words Negro or Jew to express himself. He’s such a Net-Nazi.
by DarkMageJay May 29, 2005
mugGet the Net-Nazimug.

aqua net

the reason we have a hole in the ozone.
Because of the high use of Aqua Net in the 80s, we now will all die because of the sun. :(
by brad v May 11, 2004
mugGet the aqua netmug.

Poo-Netting

The act of making a Poo-net. This is done by placing toilet paper over the toilet hole (to prevent large poops from going into the hole) so you can take a quality photo to send to your friends.
I had about an 11 incher today, but i forgot the Poo-Netting, so you could only see like half of it.
by Joseph18000000 February 14, 2008
mugGet the Poo-Nettingmug.

Butthole-Net

A web-like net of hair as a result of tangling, covering a male or female's anal hole (otherwise known as butthole) which cause the backup of fecal matter.
Dude, I totally woke up the other day, took a dump, and didn't realize i had a Butthole-Net. I had to snip that shit with some scissors.
by sofleye November 22, 2010
mugGet the Butthole-Netmug.

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