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Nerp

1. Nerp A flat shapeless feature found on various parts of the human body

2. Nerps A Woman's breast that are grossly under developed. To the severity of having only nipples for breast.

3. Nerp an its y bits y Breast the size of a Nerp.

4. Nerped That man's penis can be nerped at birth.

5. Nerppability having the ability to shrink into a flat

shapeless shriveled mass.
1.The Lady went shopping but was disappointed to find that the manufacturers of Braziers didn't have any Bras in her size to fit her nerps.

2. Nerpability, Oh No! My Rosette Chocolate Bud has been nerped! the sun just melted it into a nerpy puddle of chocolate. Girl to boy Hows Your Rosette Chocolate Bud? I don't Know it's pretty nerped or how is your Muffin? My Muffin is nerp!

3. when the boy jumped into the freezing cold water he realized that his penis had nerpability. Cold water shocked his penis to shrink into nothingness! YAIKES!
by WORD BIRD February 6,2010 February 7, 2010
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nerny

ITS TEH SNERDIE ERDIE NERDIE oooooo
nerny dumb !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by bewin April 6, 2005
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"i loved sucking on her nerps"
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a description of a smart person who doesnt take showers
look at that nerdydirty!
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Nerdy Army

The Nerdy Army is a army that only has 1 member. They never won a war and surrendered or lost every time. The Nerdy army tried to overthrow the Weirdo army but just over threw themselves running away. The only good thing that the Nerdy army does is scream and run away.
Look there is the Nerdy Army getting beaten up again.
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Nerp

an expletive usually used following an event that is either unexpected, awkward, cute or all three. Also is normally followed by laughter.
A kitten was playing with a Pringles can on a coffee table when it simultaneously dropped the can from the table and then fell into it.

Appropriate response:

"Nerp!...hahahahahahahaha"
by DonnieShell January 21, 2012
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nerple

an act of the nipple - to nerple some one you must pull on there nipple untill it bleeds. a super nerple is when you pull a nipple completly off. this is achieved by spraying the nipple first with deodrant.
Jay:dude he nerpled me soo bad it bled for an hour

Reegan: you think thats bad last year i got super nerpled by my sister. only the right one has grown back

Jay: dude thats just unfortunate
by gingerbreadman 223 May 16, 2011
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