neearg

A verb that can be frequently used in place of any verb in a sentence. Mainly added for humorous effect to a sentence.

Neearg is not works as a verb, but can also work as a replacement for roots of words.

Neearg is a very unique word, it is a verb, adjective, and everything else you can think of.

John5788: The deer, it ran across the street and went "neearg" as it ran.

John5788: That was so neeargarific dude!

John5788: Man, I almost had an neeargasm.

John5788: DUDE! THATS NEEARGSOM!

by John5788 September 29, 2004

nefarious

A no-life coder who has nothing better to do that code detected crypters.

Guy 1: Hey whos that kid that licks fogles ass?

Guy 2: Oh, you mean Nefarious?

Guy 3: Yeah, that faggot.

by 187ci Clan Member August 6, 2009

near Miss

an almost successful pickup

Ted was so close to hooking up with Amy, then he blew it with a stupid remark. She's another near Miss of his.

by Oerzzz January 14, 2010

Neardy

Someone who lets their beard grow down their neck making it a neard. These types of people live very socially awkward and unsuccessful lives. Women also refuse to sit on their faces for fear that they might receive crabs.

That baseball player is the most Neardy person i have ever seen bro

by thisisbooboo May 5, 2015

nefarious muppet

Someone without intelligence who tries to make up for it by turning to the devil.

Usually from Plymouth.

"Get away from me you spawn of satan. What are you, a nefarious muppet?!?!?"

by Sexy Bint January 1, 2005

near virgin

A woman who only had sex one time in her life.

That girl was a near virgin until I got a hold of her

by GI Bro July 6, 2004

Near Queer

Someone who is essentially bi, but closer to being gay than straight.
A gay who is stuck in denial and passes themselves off as being bi when really they just haven't made the full conversion to being gay.

Anslie: Hey, how's my favorite near queers today?

by Dan Henry September 11, 2005