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A verb that can be frequently used in place of any verb in a sentence. Mainly added for humorous effect to a sentence.

Neearg is not works as a verb, but can also work as a replacement for roots of words.

Neearg is a very unique word, it is a verb, adjective, and everything else you can think of.
John5788: The deer, it ran across the street and went "neearg" as it ran.

John5788: That was so neeargarific dude!

John5788: Man, I almost had an neeargasm.

John5788: DUDE! THATS NEEARGSOM!
neearg by John5788 September 29, 2004
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neargasm 

noun - to almost have an orgasm, particularly in men. A neargasam is a mini-orgasm which includes partial ejaculation. There is no refractory period. Dick stays hard for continued sex after the neargasm. A proper orgasm, with refractory period, follows later, after the neargasm.
After having sex for a few minutes, I had a neargasm, which really lubed things up in there. We had sex for another 20 minutes before I finally came.
neargasm by neargasm July 25, 2012
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neargasm 

the frustrated feeling of being on the brink of something fantastic but never actually tasting that satisfaction.
She teased me forever - I would have complained but it was the best neargasm of my life.
neargasm by Saumya Ancheri December 2, 2014
Word of the Day on December 14, 2014
Nearger is pronounced just as it is spelled. It is a new term to describe "wiggers" and/or mulattos. It is for all people that you would want to call the N word, but they aren't black or 100% black, thereby, they are Neargers and not the other N word that sounds similiar.
Two thuggy hip hop white dudes pass by each other and high five and say "What up my nearger?".

A black man gets mad at a mulatto man and says "Get outta here you Nearger!"
Nearger by Potstar July 19, 2010

nearganic 

Quasi-organic. A form of farming, shopping, dining, or lifestyle that allows the use of organic and nonorganic components.
I’m growing my cannabis using nearganic nutrients, like batshit, worm droppings, and lots of chemical fertilizers.
nearganic by EthicalDilemma April 12, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026