Death by Narcissist 

What you get when an unqualified, unprepared and completely out-of-touch-with-reality leader faces an actual, REAL, world-wide crisis.

Nope, the COVID-19 isn't something that can be bullied into submission or coerced into a specific go-away schedule by some political sunshine-up-the-ass false hope or promise; it simply DOES NOT CARE about opinion.

If I'm gonna die, let it be by the attempt, but failure of REAL medicine and not Death by Narcissist.

Death by Narcissist by YAWA March 29, 2020

Urban-Narcissist 

One who constantly posts their name on urban dictionary, thinking that it is cool and original, or just a way to raise his/her ever increasing ego just a bit more. Often times the definition begins with "the sexiest", "the handsomest", or "the most incredible" "guy/girl in the world". Then continues to narcissistic rambling. When playing the urban dictionary game, Urban-Narcissistic definitions are easy to come by and best deserve a "thumbs down".

(Urban-Narcissist)

Assface

Assface is the hansumist best luking pursen evr. He is soe kewl. insert random narcassistic rambling here

Urban-Narcissist by chodeyjodey September 23, 2014

charming narcissist ass nigga 

Jared Bybee #Mo

Girl! You better be careful, if ur lucky u won't fall in love with another charming narcissist ass nigga like last time!

charming narcissist ass nigga by #Used2BeNumber2 February 28, 2019

Highway 80 Narcissist 

A driver, usually from Forney Texas, who exits highway 80 to drive on the service road in an attempt to avoid traffic. Sometimes they will drive the service road on the westbound side, go under the bridge, then back to the eastbound side. This is because a narcissist is all about him/herself and believes that do not have to wait in traffic like everyone else.

Joe:

Damn! Look at that Highway 80 Narcissist go! He really thinks he doesn’t have to wait like the rest of us.

Jim:

I see him! He probably beats his wife also!

Highway 80 Narcissist by A man who’s sensitive August 19, 2022

closet narcissist

clos·et nar·cis·sist /ˈkläzit ˈnärsəsəst/ (noun)

1. Someone who is a narcissist, but denies it.
2. Someone who is a narcissist and knows it, but does not admit it.
3. Someone who is a narcissist, knows it, and admits it, but does not like being one.
__________

John: Hey Henry! How are you doing?

Henry: I'm doing fine, John. Do you like my new clothes? Or how about my hairstyle? They're all new and I'm loving it all! What do you think?

John: They're fine, I guess... So, wha—

Henry: Oh, I've also met this girl at the bar and she's taken a shine to me. I think she may be the one, as well! She's nice and sweet and she thinks I'm handsome, too! I already knew that, but it still feels nice when someone tells me that.

John: You're being pretty narcissistic, Henry.

Henry: What? No, I'm not.

(Henry is a closet narcissist).

closet narcissist by Nøkkenbuer August 22, 2012

Inverted Narcissist 

Also called "covert narcissist", inverted narcissist is a co-dependent who depends exclusively on narcissists (narcissist-co-dependent).

The inverted narcissist craves to be in a relationship with a narcissist, regardless of any abuse inflicted on her. She actively seeks relationships with narcissists and only with narcissists, no matter what her (bitter and traumatic) past experience has been. She feels empty and unhappy in relationships with non-narcissists.

- Jane says her life without Chad is in sepia color. He brings technicolor into her existence!

- She must be a serious inverted narcissist, man!

Inverted Narcissist by zadanliran October 15, 2011

good narcissist 

A kind, compassionate narcissist who have the ability to empathize. A good narcissist can be a supportive friend but still always turns the conversation back to him/herself, has an inflated sense of importance and can be the most interesting person in the room without being a dick about it.

Sure, Jay won't stop talking about himself but one on one, he becomes a good narcissist, event likable.

good narcissist by The Good Narcissist November 2, 2018