Me: I hated T.Swift when she played country music. It made me viscerally upset. She was so annoying.
Friend: Ugh I know! Every time I changed the radio station her country song was on in a different phase. I couldn't escape it. It was terrible. God, I'm pissed about it all over again!
Me: Bro, you have mad sympathy anger right now.
Friend: Ugh I know! Every time I changed the radio station her country song was on in a different phase. I couldn't escape it. It was terrible. God, I'm pissed about it all over again!
Me: Bro, you have mad sympathy anger right now.
by caseythewordmaker February 27, 2015
When your cis male partner or friend has a symbolic period (when you as a cis female have yours).
A sympathy period can surface in the form of their increased irritability, making the same space you take up unbearable, or as their literal dick bleeding.
A sympathy period can surface in the form of their increased irritability, making the same space you take up unbearable, or as their literal dick bleeding.
"Yo Liv, has it ever happened when you're on the dot and trying to milk every minute of sympathy and then your manz one ups you with a sympathy period and his dick starts bleeding when you're giving him head?
by friendofafragilefrenulum May 23, 2021
The crumbs one leaves in a bag of chips that is not theirs, so they don't feel bad about eating the entire bag.
by spyczech April 20, 2016
An unopened/unused beverage (usually in a can or bottle) that was intended for drinking but gets put back in the refrigerator and swapped for a cold one later.
Before going to bed, Michael grabbed a can of cola and took it with him. When he woke up the next morning he took the sympathy soda downstairs and put it back in the fridge and went to a coffee shop.
by TheFridgeRaider September 02, 2023
A stranger, or acquaintance that preys upon others for their sympathy, without regard to their familiarity with the person.
Kyle is such a sympathy rapist. He just walks up to people he doesn't know, and starts telling them about his problems so that someone will feel bad for him.
by SeÑorSpicyBoi November 13, 2022
Regretful soothing words dat you administer to someone else to supposedly make him feel better about a situation, but in reality you merely feel sorry for YOURSELF.
A classic "selfish sympathy" example, from an old "Peanuts" comic:
Schroeder, in exasperation at Lucy's pushy "over-attentiveness": Do you know what Beethoven never had?!
Lucy: What?
Schroeder, rantingly waving his arms above his head: Beethoven never had girls hanging on to his piano and bugging him about giving them presents!
Lucy, mildly shocked: He DIDN'T?! (pauses to ponder this fact) Poor Beethoven!
Schroeder, in exasperation at Lucy's pushy "over-attentiveness": Do you know what Beethoven never had?!
Lucy: What?
Schroeder, rantingly waving his arms above his head: Beethoven never had girls hanging on to his piano and bugging him about giving them presents!
Lucy, mildly shocked: He DIDN'T?! (pauses to ponder this fact) Poor Beethoven!
by QuacksO March 08, 2023
A nice 15 year old rapper from the DMV. He spits heat when he steps in the both and leaves no sympathy
by TheSlimJesus February 22, 2021