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birds nest

when you go over to a toilet to take a dump,and you look in the toilet to find out that someone left a surprise for you in there....someone that used a whole roll of toilet paper and clogged up the shitter and then took a massive dump on top of that.Its floating on top of the water with a turd nestled inside.Mostly found at factory bathrooms,truckstops,fast food.
Man,I had to take a shit...but theres a nasty ass birds nest in the bathroom shitter,I think Ill wait.
by theoutlaw1978 February 14, 2013
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burlesque nest

a collection of females who are usually hot enough to be clones of bettie page,tempest storm, or dita von teese.
"i walked into the bowling alley and was instantly entangled in a burlesque nest."
by bean betty September 28, 2007
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Sniper Nest

A FPS term also known as a sniper party or sniper orgy

when a area is occupied by more then 1 sniper team (1 sniper team = 2 snipers talking to eatch other. usually one is a shooter and the other is a spotter.)

When any spot is occupied by more then 1 sniper team it is designated by the temporary call out of Sniper nest/orgy/party and then a number. when the sniper nest has been taken care of you are to announce it to the rest of your team/squad and it will be eliminated from the call-outs.

Any area can become a sniper nest they can range from a shack, to a hillside, to a heavily fortified foxhole or building.

The best way to take a nest out

(Battlefield Bad Company 1/2) is to Destroy all their cover or to call a art strike on them. another way is if you have a good pilot and a good gunner. put them in the Apatche and just do a couple strafing runs on the building. chances are the problem will be done with in a couple runs. watch out for machine gun fire though. also beware of tracer darts.

(Call of duty) Sniper nests in call of duty are a bit trickier. you can not chip away at there cover. so you are forced to try and flank. this can be difficult when there are claymores around. best bet is to move slow and keep your eyes open.

(Halo) Rare to find them in halo. but a simple rocket or sticky grenade should clear them out.
Guy 1: We got 4 snipers in the Red building, 1 on roof and 3 on the balcony!

Guy 2: Get the UAV to drop a JDAM on them and watch out Sniper Nest 2 got reinforcements. looks like a medic and a Humvee dropping of Assaults with M14s
by Monkee Worrior June 20, 2010
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The Nest

The nest is when your about to take a massive shit and you take a whole bunch of toilet paper and throw it into the toilet so when you shit the poop water doesn't hit that place between your ass and nuts.
Uh Oh... It's gonna be a big one. Better build the nest.
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lay a nest

(v.) The act of laying down toilet paper on the toilet seat before sitting down to avoid germs or some type of disease
Tom walked into the bathroo stall and the toilet seat looked dirty, so he decided to lay a nest before sitting down.
by jroids24 April 20, 2011
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Bird's Nest

When you go to a public restroom and put a bunch of toilet paper in the toilet. A giant ball of toilet paper.

And shit on the toilet
Gives quite a funny noise, and is a pain for the janitor to clean it up.
Ryan: Dude, I just did a bird's nest haha

Justin: Haha your so funny
by soccerplayer March 16, 2010
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ROOKS NEST

An unkempt & particularly stank vag.
Commonly found on beduff women in the english heartlands.
Please tell me you didn't go down on that girl ,she's got a minge like a rooks nest.
by PEET February 28, 2004
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