Nathaniel

a tiny little boy with an even tinnier little vainy dih that lebron wouldn't touch with a 10 foot pole

Nathaniel: hey lebron ur my fav player
lebron: fuck off Nathan, I heard ur gay
Nathaniel: I just want some of your vainy ahh dih
lebron: u are a dwarf with a tiny vainy dih that I in fact would not touch with a ten foot pole!

by lebron's vainy ahh dih March 19, 2025

Nathaniel

A Knockoff Karate Kid that is built like a 1x16 Lego piece, has a job but is broke. Fails to do education yet survives the soft creature Sophie without a holy hand grenade. He is abused by Holly (T) which is absurd as he can literally throw her across the fucking room.

Nathaniel: "Im tired miss"
Teacher: "Ooh no you gonna stay here in la break time you hear?"

by Softicretuired June 17, 2025

Nathaniel

A wild creature that is grass fed when in captivity but is a natural carnivore. They make an assortment of odd noises in order to appear threatening but in reality they are just strange. In order to tame a wild Nathaniel, you can do one of two things, either try to capture it in a pokeball or approach slowly with an outstretched arm, when close enough, place your arm on his forehead. If he leans into your arm (see toothless from how to train your dragon) then congratulations! You have tamed your wild Nathaniel! But be warned, if he appears agitated do not engage, as they are known to spit!

Dude 1: Whoa did you see that wild Nathaniel over there?
Dude 2: Yeah! He growled at me then made chicken noises as he ran off into the forest.
Dude 1: What a majestic creature!

by FaNtaSy<3Girl January 11, 2026

Nathaniel Hackett

A New England gentleman who has a very interesting personality. He is very sarcastic, yet a great friend that you can be weird with.

Nathaniel Hackett actually wants to learn how to hack.

by Real_NoobToob May 7, 2020

nathaniel b

Nathaniel B is a mysterious figure. often confused for a tall african american in a great rap battle.

person: you cant handle me
crowd: mhm
person: hold up, aint you nathaniel b?
crowd: "GET TF OUT THE BOOTH"

by OfficialJorge88294484823489164 August 10, 2022

nathaniel b

nathaniel b refers to a creative roast that was brought up during an insult battle between two individuals. This roast was used in one line where the individual stated "You can't handle me, hold up, ain't you nathaniel b?" The crowd erupted in a very negative response towards the creative insult. Nathaniel b erupted into a popular trend of asking people if they happened to be nathaniel b, in reference to the video.

Person 1: ain't you nathaniel b?

Person 2: no, I do not happen to be nathaniel b.

by monkael August 16, 2022

nathaniel gay

The gayist boy on the face of the earth and can't be trusted and will kiss any ass for a price.

Nathaniel gay is the most cock Munich dick lover

by 😈chirs July 14, 2017