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napkin mohogany

also abbreivated as n.m

maybe people mistake this word for never mind or nothing much but its REAL defintion is napkin mohogany
a type of napkin made out of mohogany wood.... naturally
"NAPKIN MOHOGANY IS A REAL THING!!!!"
by airle starow June 20, 2009
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Five napkin burger

A burger so succulent and juicy that you need 5 napkins whilst you eat it
by Minzee December 8, 2018
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Gringo Napkin Ring

when you put an onion ring around the shaft of your penis and make someone suck you off til they can reach it. from the latin.
i gave sheila a gringo napkin ring!
by shaft_in_your_salad November 20, 2004
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Napkin to English Dictionary

A dictionary invented by Cami, the ever-powerful zombie ninja-fairy.

This dictionary is still being written.
Cami is the only known person able to speak fluent napkin.
Therefore, the only one eligible to write the Napkin to English Dictionary.
by Cami (Is cooler than you) March 18, 2007
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Pizza Roll Napkin

a tampon that falls out in front of a LARGE audience and chills on the couch for all to see!
Guy- "what is that???"

she grabs quickly

Girl- "A pizza roll napkin!!!"

she is very embarassed!!
by Chanel && Sam February 20, 2009
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I dropped my napkin!

Excuse for ripping a loud fart that can't be masked or blamed on anyone/anything else.

Thanksgiving dinner with many family and exchange students, Mom leaned over to pick up her napkin and let out a loud fart everyone heard. We all looked over at her and the only thing she could say was "I dropped my napkin"
You're in a meeting listening to a presentation and let one rip. Everyone looks at you. You say, "Sorry, I dropped my napkin!"
by coanwe July 26, 2013
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Get your napkins ready

this can mean a variety of things, mostly used in a bar/club atmosphere; or joking with your friends:
ima make you sweat
ima break you off
ima get you wet
get everything ready
you can also say this to someone who is excited
also it doesnt have to be just napkins...you can use name brands also...
"doggie, we gonna pull hella bitches at the club tonight"
"oh word?"
" yea nigga get your napkins ready"
or...
"yo man, tell me the truth is there gonna be hella bitches at the party?"
"yea nigga you better bring a bounty roll with you, shit...better buy bulk from costco or somethin!"
by vol2bigsby March 10, 2008
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