When a male attempts to stuff a lot of napkins up his asshole for sexual pleasure. A form of masturbation. Old men tend to use this method more than younger men. Occasionally this method is overused and the asshole tends to stretch and rip, causing a bleeding asshole.
My grandpa tried the napkin testosterone boost last night. Now he went to the doctor and had to get surgery on his ass.
OHHH! yeah! my napkins helped my body fill up with pleasure last night!
OHHH! yeah! my napkins helped my body fill up with pleasure last night!
by Asshole burgendy June 17, 2009
Get the Napkin Testosterone Boostmug. 
also abbreivated as n.m
maybe people mistake this word for never mind or nothing much but its REAL defintion is napkin mohogany
a type of napkin made out of mohogany wood.... naturally
maybe people mistake this word for never mind or nothing much but its REAL defintion is napkin mohogany
a type of napkin made out of mohogany wood.... naturally
by airle starow June 20, 2009
Get the napkin mohoganymug. by Minzee December 8, 2018
Get the Five napkin burgermug. when you put an onion ring around the shaft of your penis and make someone suck you off til they can reach it. from the latin.
by shaft_in_your_salad November 20, 2004
Get the Gringo Napkin Ringmug. A dictionary invented by Cami, the ever-powerful zombie ninja-fairy.
This dictionary is still being written.
This dictionary is still being written.
Cami is the only known person able to speak fluent napkin.
Therefore, the only one eligible to write the Napkin to English Dictionary.
Therefore, the only one eligible to write the Napkin to English Dictionary.
by Cami (Is cooler than you) March 18, 2007
Get the Napkin to English Dictionarymug. by Chanel && Sam February 20, 2009
Get the Pizza Roll Napkinmug.