Mustard jar 

Mustard jar
Praise the lord

Oh my god

Mustard jar:
me gusta
lol
he is not gay

Mustard jar by I_love_anime_ March 19, 2018

Mustard Slurpie 

When a man puts Mustard in his urethra and has his lover suck during a sexual period. (It's spelt Slurpie for a reason)

Male: FUCK! IT HURTS!

Male's Lover: Sorry, did I suck to fast?

Male: NAH, IT'S THE MUSTARD.
Male's Lover: Well maybe next time we shouldn't stop in the middle to try a Mustard Slurpie.

Mustard Slurpie by That One Guy Down The Street. June 14, 2018

mustard shart 

When Tony eats an entire tub of mustard and subsequently shits his pants.

That Katz Deli Mustard Matt gave us was so good until I saw Tony mustard shart in his seat next to me.

mustard shart by Bigg Body October 3, 2018

Mustard Pocket 

A Wisconsinite. One who carries mustard in their pocket at all times, likely to dunk hotdogs or corn dogs.

Look at Julie with that corn dog; I dodnt know she was a mustard pocket.

Mustard Pocket by WiscoMa July 15, 2019

Mustard Job 

The act of receiving, or giving fellatio whilst the penis is covered in America's finest condiment (mustard).

There I was, minding my own business next to the concession stand and this girl told me she was going to blow my mind. She whipped out the ole French's Classic and gave me the best mustard job I've ever had.

You guys will never believe this. The hot brunette at the party just gave me a mustard job in the back room.

Mustard Job by Bunzlaw December 13, 2019

Mustard Doggin’ 

When a guys penis is in a girl and she pees all over his penis.

Sophie I just went Mustard Doggin’ today !

Mustard Doggin’ by Heybhabie April 18, 2020

mustard sauce 

A term to identify white people who have this pale-yellowish complexion on their skin.

“HEY! That lady is a mustard sauce.”

mustard sauce by YOONKA July 8, 2020