Woo Monday

A phrase coined Robert Taylor and Jono Pryor from the Rock 90.2fm in New Zealand.

This phrase is used to create a sense of excitement about the much maligned day of the week know as Monday.

DJ: What do you like about Monday?
Caller: Woo Monday.

DJ: :)

by Rock listener June 9, 2011

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Red Monday

The monday of a long weekend where a work emergency causes you to work that monday instead having a long weekend.

Awww man, the website is crashed and burned, I'm going to have to work since Memorial day just turned into red monday.

by dqb18 May 21, 2014

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Easter Monday

A jewish holiday in which jewish people go to Walmart or any other store that sells candy and buys the discounted easter candy

Did you see the Jews at Walmart buying the left over easter candy on Easter Monday?

by BigBoy69 April 6, 2015

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Bloody Monday

noun; The timing of any sexual act with a woman who is menstruating.

Her: We cant have sex, I'm on my period.
Him: Sweet! I love Bloody Mondays
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Her: If you wanna fuck me without protection, it needs to be on a Bloody Monday.

by Benjamin Gunsmith August 31, 2018

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Grab nut Monday

Every Monday all the ladies can grab any guys nuts as long as they say "Grab nut Monday!" when they say it whoever grabs the most dicks at your school wins grab nut Monday

Random guy: WTF WHY DID YOU GRAB MY NUTS
Random girl: its grab nut monday

by Ooferz.smofferz November 18, 2019

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Mixed Girl Monday

Just like WGW,but for mixed queens👸🏽

Damn Victoria you looking beautiful today, blessed for Mixed girl Monday!

by Nutinyourbutthole November 20, 2019

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Same thing as mental health day except you are FORCED to learn about

a few kids and their "inspired by a true story" depression cases. Some are straight up insecure, and one of them is gay. Or trans. It's all the same. It's just another way of advertising anti depressants. But in school.

For mental health Monday, I got to learn about some kids and their social anxieties and insecurities, and how they used wikihow to solve their problems.

by jgdjtdjtshfmhfddhg February 24, 2020

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