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modified abe lincoln

we all know and love the abe lincoln - cumming on an unconcious (either by drinking, or donkey punch) girls face, trimming her pubes, and giving her an abe lincoln beard.

The modified abe lincoln is the same thing, only a hitler moustache.
check out the modified abe lincoln i gave the passed out girl in the basement.
by rezombied November 5, 2005
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modificator

Someone who modifies text and/or anything and because of a distaste with the word modifers or modifies takes on the title modificator.
He's the modificator for our worksheets
by Johnny Aguilar May 13, 2008
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monkey motion

A lot of needless, senseless, non-value added activity; use of this expression should invoke images of a monkey masturbating on top of a boulder.
"You need to quit all that monkey motion and get a goddamn job."
by maxaminus May 10, 2009
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motii

dude1:we going to the club tonight?
dude2:hell yeah my niccur,just let me get the motii
by trill niccur December 18, 2013
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Dick motion

The amount of physical force required to make a contusion on the forehead region of a friend or significant other with a dick. However, can be of neither. The perfect wedding night gift.
A) "Yo ma negra, what's that big motha fuckin red mark on your forehead?" - Mike Hawk
"My boyfriend hit my forehead with enough dick motion to cause dis mark, what a motha fucking wet back!"

B) For those ladies who woke up in Vegas with a mysterious mark on your forehead that looks like a dick: The man you had fornicated with effectively utilized dick motion as a means of using his dick to brand you.
by Red forehead November 7, 2009
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Sweet Ass: The Motion Picture

Motion picture released on video in the early 1980s featuring actresses sporting superior posteriors who were partial to penetration per the poop-chute. Historically, "Sweet Ass: The Motion Picture" is the flick that started the anal sex video craze.
"'Hubert, go online and get me a copy of SWEET ASS: THE MOTION PICTURE, will ya baby?'

"'Yes, dear.'

"He might be pussy-whipped," Tess told the salesman, "but he BELONGS to me!" She hiked up her skirt and farted without shame, just like that. Cubby was appalled but knew he was closing in on the kill."

-- Henry Chinaski, "I Saw Mommy Fucking Santa Claus" (Black Sparrow Press, 1976)
by Chance Wayne May 1, 2006
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Taking Dick Modifier

This is the one of the key factors in finding a girl's hotness on the 1 to 10 scale. Normally, women are rated solely based off boobs, ass, face, etc...However, one of the most overlooked feature is the taking dick modifier, or TDM.

To determine a girl's TDM, one must talk to said female, stalk the shit out of her on facebook, analyze the way she struts, or figure something about her ability to, or lack thereof, wield a penis.

TDM's only apply to girls you would be willing to fuck. So, if there is a female that loves to gobble cock but is an absolute ogre at the same time, the TDM does not apply. At the same time, smoke-shows who avoid penis like it's the The Plague have a negative TDM which subtracts from her final 1 to 10 ranking. Therefore if a girl rated 6 has a TDM of +2, her ranking is boosted to 8. This means a male might find better luck hitting on the 6(2+) chick than hitting on the 10(-4) girl. Under this system, the hook-up culture is totally revolutionized.
Dude 1: Hey do you wanna go somewhere alone??

Hot Girl 1: Oh no I don't like getting into those situations. I gotta go home with my friends.

**Hot Girl leaves**

Dude 2: Bro!! That girl was a smoke-show! You get with her??

Dude 1: Fuck her dude! She was like a legit 9 but her Taking Dick Modifier was like -4.
by genghis khan swaggggg October 10, 2011
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