New York Marathon

This event consists of ejaculation, twice in one session of masterbation. There are no breaks allowed and porn must be used to conquer this masterfull feat. It is named the New York Marathon because to accomplish this feat you need to have physical and mental endurance. Just like the Nike motto, JUST DO IT.

I got blue balled so bad that i had to do a New York Marathon to get all the cum out of me.

by SCOTT HYMAN August 4, 2006

marathi

some of the coolest, not to mention hottest indians in India, who just happen to get along great with the next coolest indians, Punjabi!

more like the coolest Indians are Malayalis!!!! South Side Kerela w00t w00t!

The coolest people in the world were once known as the astounding elite group of Indians named 'Malayalis'

ahhahaha lol jk

by mmcman September 17, 2005

grundel marathon

Assembling a large army of your cohorts to go on a sexy romp through a densely populated area, the object being to continuously grasp the grundel of the person in front of you at all times. The result is a bouncing chain of jubilant ninnywitts. Knibb High Football rules!

"Hey Todd, I'd be honored if you were behind me in today's grundel marathon!"
"Sure no problem, big guy, make sure u squeeze em hard, and until the pus comes out."

by steven bo-bevin January 12, 2009

morat

A cross between a moron and a boring person.

"That guy is such a morat."

by JPDDDLLD May 11, 2008

Mormathology

1. The Morman Religion
2. A waste of time
3. Like being Omish, but you can use electricity.

mormathology is, if it feels good- stop.

by PaulJar the Pornostar November 22, 2003

Marathon Tuesday

Marathon Tuesday is similar to Marathon Monday in that it is an event involving the consumption of massive amounts of booze.

What Marathon Tuesday is not:
-on a Monday
-in Boston
-associated with a contest of athletic ability

Y'all you know what tomorrow is?
Marathon Tuesday!
A wonderful day to ditch all prior commitments and spend 18-24 hours consuming alcoholic beverages until we black out.

by geniusyall October 5, 2011

Portuguese Marathon Runner

When three people most commonly two females and one male give each other blow jobs while releasing fecal matter.It is proper in most countries to switch off giving each other rim jobs after the act of release.

hey bro do you remember those girls I took home last night they both gave me a "Portuguese Marathon Runner" It was amazing.

by Reptar08 July 1, 2010