Mommy moist

When a single mothers vagina gets wet from when a single man plays with or is nice to her kid.

Watch out bro, If she sees you playin' with her kid she'll get all mommy moist for your ass. The next thing you know youll be the new daddy. Single Moms always give it up to dudes that are nice to there kids.

by Chuck G January 30, 2008

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Nigga Moist

This highest amount of moist anyone can be...

"Dayum girl yo pussy is nigga moist"

by ✨Guardie4Lyfe✨ April 26, 2014

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Moist McGilton

the sensual insertion of ones tongue into the eye of another.

not only did she kiss me, she gave me a moist mcgilton.

by Anonymous October 26, 2003

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Moist-Oyster

A damp to completely sopping women's reproductive organ.

Damn fucker, I'd like to tickle her bean while I go tonsils deep in her moist-oyster!

by SpoogeQueen February 14, 2015

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Moist Michael

A prank pulled on a person by placing ones finger into a sweaty butt crack and then placing said finger in an unsuspecting person's ear with a twisting motion while saying 'Moist Michael!' Similar to a wet willie.

The female version is called a Moist Michelle.

I just got Ben back for drawing on me with a Sharpie at the party the other night by giving him a 'Moist Michael'

by texas_lexus January 10, 2011

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