miranda geise

An annoying person who tells you r secrets to the world

Me: I can't believe Miranda geise told everyone I have a boyfriend -oh wait-I can believe it because she does it all the time!

by Ashlynn and Gage June 23, 2018

miranda barba

She is beautiful beyond believe and is the most loyal friend you will ever have. She is often homosexual and can love both men and women.

My god, Miranda Barba just walked by.

by Crystal M Jenkins June 3, 2017

Miranda Comparison

Comparing two things which are obviously not alike.

*whilst scuttling along the floor*
Person 1: I feel like a crisp!
Person 2: Dude, such a Miranda comparison.

by Nopseudonymisgoodenoughforme September 19, 2011

miranda mason

an ape

“yo is that an ape”
“nah dawg that’s miranda mason 🦍”

by fqzedmir November 27, 2019

Miranda-ism

When you do something and someone else does the same thing but you make an excuse to justify what you are doing is right.

me "You drank my beer"
you "But you drank my beer!"
me "But that's different"
you "Hey, that's a miranda-ism and you're wrong"

by Randapanda August 23, 2012

miranda kerr

An extremely beautiful and sexy Austrailian supermodel. She models for many clothing brands including Victoria's Secret. She has very cute dimples and a very nice body. If you saw her, then you will never see a woman as pretty as her.

A: OH MY GOD I saw Miranda Kerr a week ago and my dick's still hard.

B: I KNOW she's so hot. Last time I saw her I had a boner for a month

by xx_mk_xx June 8, 2009

Miranda Smith

CABs Best Friend! >>CAPTAIN YAMS!<< and likes to Spit Smoothie in My GMA'S Car!! :)

"CIIIIIIINDDDDAAAAAYYYYYYYYY AND JIIIIMMMAAAYYY!! Mwa Ha Ha Tub!"

by Sk8erBoots October 10, 2004