A city that is now in disaray because of the K-lumbus rebel. Who are in a long lasting war against the poor town of scandia. The K-lumbus rebels have dominated the war since the start but the scandianavians just keep crawling out of every gutter in town.
by The K-lumbus rebel December 8, 2010

The sexiest goddamn motherfucking place in the United States. Only straight savages come to this town.
Top 4 reason to come to rochester minnesota
People? Sexy
Century High? Sexy
M to the A to the Y to the OG Clinic??? Sexy
Geese? FufuLame... but still savage af.
People? Sexy
Century High? Sexy
M to the A to the Y to the OG Clinic??? Sexy
Geese? FufuLame... but still savage af.
by slimmyeezus September 20, 2016

A terrible ghetto town. All the buildings there make the town look like a rundown slum. The only buildings that look OK are a McDonalds and a Perkins restaurant. The hospital is the same size as four walk-in closets. Usually, the first person you ever might see there from your car looks like a poor mexican thug. Most of the people there smoke and do drugs. If you ever go there, get out ASAP.
by Carbuddy15 May 31, 2011

n. Noun, v. Verb
is a Minnesota version of a Rodeo. When trees are young, they can be bent over, with satisfying results. While hanging upside down from this tree, a pre-determined shaker shakes the tree back and forth. How over long the participant stays on, is there score.
is a Minnesota version of a Rodeo. When trees are young, they can be bent over, with satisfying results. While hanging upside down from this tree, a pre-determined shaker shakes the tree back and forth. How over long the participant stays on, is there score.
by Ginger>Daywalker December 6, 2009

when the male sex partner takes a shit, fteezes it into the form of a hockey puck and and and performs a slap shot off the floor into his sex partner's titties.
Hey Jed, I saw my cousin Mary Sur at Timmy Horton's today and she said her chest was hurtin' sometin' awrful, any idea about that?
Oh yeah, Bud, me and Mary Sue were doing the do and I gave her a Minnesota mudcake, I was against it at first but you know Mary Sue, she loves her hockey.
Oh yeah, Bud, me and Mary Sue were doing the do and I gave her a Minnesota mudcake, I was against it at first but you know Mary Sue, she loves her hockey.
by TiddaySmuggler March 19, 2022

When you put popcorn kernels up someone's butt, followed by a blowdryer and then once the kernels have popped a sexual partner eats them out of the butt.
by C@1eeB September 29, 2017

When a man takes a shit in the girl’s pussy and then he sticks his dick inside of her and creampies her then he takes his shit and cum covered dick and then violently jerks off onto the girl’s face and shit and cum will get all over her face. Then the guy licks all of the shit and cum off of her face and then he carpet munches the girl and he then vommits inside of her. Then he sticks back in and goes for another round!
by Fukface18 June 12, 2018
