rochester minnesota

The sexiest goddamn motherfucking place in the United States. Only straight savages come to this town.

Top 4 reason to come to rochester minnesota
People? Sexy
Century High? Sexy
M to the A to the Y to the OG Clinic??? Sexy
Geese? FufuLame... but still savage af.

by slimmyeezus September 20, 2016

Columbus minnesota

A city that is now in disaray because of the K-lumbus rebel. Who are in a long lasting war against the poor town of scandia. The K-lumbus rebels have dominated the war since the start but the scandianavians just keep crawling out of every gutter in town.

The K-lumbus rebels from columbus minnesota will crush the bitches from scandia.

by The K-lumbus rebel December 8, 2010

Worthington, Minnesota

A terrible ghetto town. All the buildings there make the town look like a rundown slum. The only buildings that look OK are a McDonalds and a Perkins restaurant. The hospital is the same size as four walk-in closets. Usually, the first person you ever might see there from your car looks like a poor mexican thug. Most of the people there smoke and do drugs. If you ever go there, get out ASAP.

Where are you from?

Worthington, Minnesota...

AAHH! DON'T MUG ME!

by Carbuddy15 May 31, 2011

Minnesota Rodeo

n. Noun, v. Verb

is a Minnesota version of a Rodeo. When trees are young, they can be bent over, with satisfying results. While hanging upside down from this tree, a pre-determined shaker shakes the tree back and forth. How over long the participant stays on, is there score.

Hey, what was your Minnesota Rodeo score?
:Oh, I got ten seconds!

by Ginger>Daywalker December 6, 2009

crosby minnesota

Heres a quick virtual tour of Crosby. First you’ll see a shit ton of disrespectful pedal bikers. Then you’ll see our prized possessions which come out to be the mine pits and meth! Looking for a pizzle? We got you! Just take a walk down smokers alley or through the pit road! Want some fake ass friends that are going to make you wish you had never been born? Crosbys got ya! Want people to start spreading rumors you’re on meth because you’re dating their ex? Well this is the place! Wanna be a cool kid? Hangout at the local park and see all the fuckboys revving their trucks up and sitting around judging every single person that comes in! Have you ever wanted to almost hit three tweakers and four pedal bikers with your car? Well just wait until 10:00pm and they’ll be all over the fucking streets usually wearing dark clothes so you cant even see them! Its like they want to get hit! Crosby also has a youth center where all the wanna be thugs and broke potheads go to steal food and start drama! Crosby has a little but of something for everyone so don’t you worry if you ever visit you can find anything you could ever need! Except a legitimate boyfriend/girlfriend.. Crosbys roads will have your shocks entirely ruined by the time you leave and none of the shops in town will fix it correctly and they will charge out the ass but at least you can say its “fixed”! Ever want to buy meth? Hit up some of the cops! Crosby, the town of nothing real except old mines and antique stores.

Shes from a town of meth, old lakes, and antique stores... Must be Crosby Minnesota!

by Toasted melons87 February 7, 2020

Minnesota Windmill

The act of unleashing your biggest, wettest fart in your girl's face and then fanning the fumes by waving your penis around in a circle.

Debra said she wasn't in the mood. That all changed after I gave her a Minnesota Windmill.

by CorylnTheHouse December 2, 2016

Minnesota mudcake

when the male sex partner takes a shit, fteezes it into the form of a hockey puck and and and performs a slap shot off the floor into his sex partner's titties.

Hey Jed, I saw my cousin Mary Sur at Timmy Horton's today and she said her chest was hurtin' sometin' awrful, any idea about that?

Oh yeah, Bud, me and Mary Sue were doing the do and I gave her a Minnesota mudcake, I was against it at first but you know Mary Sue, she loves her hockey.

by TiddaySmuggler March 19, 2022