When a New Yorker with puffy hair makes successful real estate deals only to fall flat on his face when it comes to hooking up with non-Brillo Pad girls.
Smitty makes Ninety Five Million Dollar Deals but instead of hooking up with a girl that is interested in him, he drives her back home at the end of the night.
by Go Mets December 6, 2006
Get the Ninety Five Million Dollar Dealsmug. The act of folding someone with a fist on the side of the pocket that holds 10 million dollars in them
by AuraKing December 7, 2018
Get the 10 Million Dollar Pocket Foldmug. "Some Dude: Do you want to be fucked tonight?"
"Hooker: Yes, and bring me a small loan of a million dicks too!"
"Hooker: Yes, and bring me a small loan of a million dicks too!"
by A Idiot in a Village November 14, 2018
Get the A Small Loan of a Million Dicksmug. When it never rains because you live in a dumb state who decided that rain was against it's religion.
Guy One: "It rains all the time here!"
Guy Two: "Really? It's negative one million inches of rain up in this bitch."
Guy One: "Where do you live?"
Guy Two: "Minnesota."
Guy Two: "Really? It's negative one million inches of rain up in this bitch."
Guy One: "Where do you live?"
Guy Two: "Minnesota."
by k-moneyyyy October 7, 2012
Get the Negative One Million Inches of Rainmug. On November 25th, all members of art discord servers will receive $1 million from the government for no reason.
No taxes, and it is worldwide
No taxes, and it is worldwide
by Sexmarelda Roy November 23, 2020
Get the $1 million Art server daymug. by DiamondCavern August 9, 2016
Get the small loan of one million dollarsmug. 