Miami Nick

To be politically retarded. The absence of knowledge in economics. To think the government pays for stuff but tax payers don't. A cry baby.

If proceeded by "Dirty" instead of "Miami", it's a rim job while jacking. Also known as a rusty trombone.

That chick is such a Miami Nick that I can't stand her. She did give me a dirty nick in the alley though so I gave her 20 bucks.

by Thefreefolk June 26, 2019

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Miami Backshot

when Jorge Masvidal knees you in the face from behind, and then fucks as prostitute next to your unconscious body

If you're not careful, im gonna get Jorge over here to give you a Miami Backshot.

by wamwmawmamw April 8, 2023

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Miami hung

A man sufficiently endowed to be considered “hung” by Miami standards (i.e, 9 inches or more).

A subcategory of vacation dick often encountered in Latin America.

“I’m sore from all that action last night. That guy wasn’t just hung, he was Miami hung.”

by Mister_305 June 13, 2021

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Miami Chuck

The coolest fucking dude ever

Yo Emily and Amy hung out with Miami Chuck, and he was so awesome that their depression was cured!

by Wawayeeyee April 15, 2020

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miami minefield

After feeding your parter a copious amount of laxatives, you then proceed to pack the anal cavity with up to a half gram of cocaine. After which you engage in the act of analingus/rimming and while pressing upward on the lower abdomen you instruct your partner to blast as much ass vapor as possible. This running the risk of filling your nasal cavity with a large amount of cocaine, and or liquid human shit.

-Bruh, I took that chick home from the party last night and we took a stroll through the Miami minefield and I got blowed up.

-I took a broad home and after a moonlight stroll through the Miami Minefield, I ended up in the Panama Mud.

by Ann Alripper July 16, 2021

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