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Miami Heat

Eastern Conference Champions hated by most of the US because of one man. The Miami Heat made the NBA relevant again and got everyone watching a sport that had become boring to watch. The villain gave life to basketball again and we are thankful!!
I hate the Miami Heat because they are the best NBA team and everyone hates them!
by MiamiFer December 10, 2011
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Miami style

When you roll up on someone from behind and hit them in the back of the head. It is commonly done with hands, but is not limited to. Other objects including brass knuckles, bat, tire iron, or pistol is also used in some cases
"We rolled up on Chi-Chi and Miami styled his punk ass. Left his ass in the streets and got some Taco Bell afterwards."
by Bigbrachcock11 December 21, 2016
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miami fastball

When you shit in your own hand, ball it up, and throw it at someone.
Man, I got so drunk at the party last night that I started throwing Miami Fastballs at everyone I could find.
by Poothrower April 23, 2018
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Miami Beach of Texas

Corpus Christi is the offial Miami Beach of Texas. Good water but not as pretty as South Padre which is referred to as the Mexico of Texas
Let’s get weird on the Miami Beach of Texas. Corpus Christi here we come!
by Miamibeachofficial July 26, 2018
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Miami Sunburn

When you finish on a girl's back, rub it in like sun screen, and.......slap her on the back of the neck.
We didn't get any color when we were down south, so I gave her a good Miami Sunburn
by Thehornynarwhal February 10, 2020
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Miami University

A public university located in the small town of Oxford, Ohio, Miami University is a fairly large school that is often confused with University of Miami (located near the Florida city). Its athletic teams are known as the Redhawks and play in the Mid-American Conference, or MAC. A very high proportion of the student body belongs to a fraternity or sorority, which is somewhat unusual amongst Midwestern universities.

Miami supporters like to claim that it's a public ivy, and while there is a credited list of public ivies, it's fairly large and includes Ohio State University among dozens of others. Miami supporters also like to claim that Miami is the best public university in the state of Ohio; however, OSU is much better-known and consistently ranks above it in practically every college ranking publication. Most people outside of academia or the state of Ohio consistently confuse this school with the one in Florida.

Despite the fact that Miami University is a public, i.e. comparatively cheap, university in a reasonably diverse state, its student body is unusually white and wealthy. Miami University is an above-average university, nobody can reasonably dispute this. However, its superiority complex is ridiculous; there's nothing wrong with being the second-best public school in one of the most populated states in the country.
High School Senior 1: I'm pretty excited, I just got into Miami University!
High School Senior 2: Cool, I'm going to OSU in the fall.
HSS1: Dude, that sucks! I'll be going to a public ivy whooo!!!!
HSS2: WTF does that mean?
HSS1: That means it's the best school outside of Yale, MIT, Stanford, and Duke, dudebra!
HSS2: You realize that the ivy league is a sports conference; MIT, Stanford, and Duke are not in it, right?
HSS1: Look nerdbra, look at the college rankings! You're just jealous!
HSS2: I just looked up the US News and World Report. OSU: 53. Miami: 77.
HSS1: Look nerdbra, you're just jealous that you won't get to party with my frat bros, bra!
HSS2: This is getting ridiculous. I'm gonna go study for my AP test.
HSS1: Nerd!!!!!
by iLikeSoup February 16, 2010
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miami dade college

Day care for "college" kids
A: Broo I just got into Miami dade college!

B: Bro I heard that's like day care for stupid kids

A: Broo yeaa
by BMBaller February 7, 2014
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