pulling a merk

When you barely meet a girl and in less than a month you marry her. Like those marry on site TV shows.

Gloria: Hey, nice to meet you
Brian: My names Brian, MaRrY mE pLs
*kneels down*
Gloria: *doesnt know what to do so instinctively says yes and makes the biggest mistake of her life*

Pulling a merk

by BOUTA_BUST May 13, 2018

christian joseph merk

A god of fortnite. The most amazing person you will ever meet hit me up at 717-406-8542

Travis zeiset:christian Joseph merk u are a god at fortnite
Christian Joseph merk: ik that is literally the definition of my name

by God at fortnite May 10, 2018

merk

To get pen all over your mouth.

"Bitch, you got ink all up in your mouth. That pen just merked your ass!"

by ngabtch April 9, 2009

merk

to burnout of area, to leave very rapidly in a wild ruckus

James-"what's up coon cant get give ya a ride to school sorry man"
Justin-"oh shit hes got a gun, Merk out!!!

by duddleboy December 10, 2010

get merked

When a collegiate football team loses to Jake Merklinger and the Tennessee Volunteers

Pete Nakos is reporting that Kirby Smart and the Georgia Bulldogs are worried they might get merked this September.

by Josh Heupel April 11, 2025

Merk

Merk is an extremely funny and kind person. He/She is also super cool and has an amazing style, I’d be surprised if everyone he ever crossed passes with didn’t fall in love with him. Merk is just an amazing person in general and no one could ever replace them, no matter who it is. They’re most definitely a keeper:)

“You’re so hot, Merk.”

by Kira lol May 19, 2021

derk merk

very skinny but good at basketball. Bestie loves him and cannot stop thinking about him. She thinks about him every day and night and she wishes he would notice her, but he says no distractions. Good luck bestie!

She’s obsessed with derk merk

by derkyyymerkyyy June 14, 2023