christian joseph merk

A god of fortnite. The most amazing person you will ever meet hit me up at 717-406-8542

Travis zeiset:christian Joseph merk u are a god at fortnite
Christian Joseph merk: ik that is literally the definition of my name

by God at fortnite May 10, 2018

pulling a merk

When you barely meet a girl and in less than a month you marry her. Like those marry on site TV shows.

Gloria: Hey, nice to meet you
Brian: My names Brian, MaRrY mE pLs
*kneels down*
Gloria: *doesnt know what to do so instinctively says yes and makes the biggest mistake of her life*

Pulling a merk

by BOUTA_BUST May 13, 2018

Merk

The genital area either in a female or male. More toward the anal area on a male. Merk as it relates to the dark, moist sometimes smelly areas.

"Yo let me get in on some of that merk."

"That merk was smelling nasty last night."

by Shamrock151 January 22, 2010

Merk up

it's when a price gets marked up so high someone gets merked over it

that is a high merk up price

by Dom father April 19, 2025

MERK shit

When nobody can kill to you so you destroy them in every way possible. When referred to the game tribal wars 2; noob demolition.

I’m bout to merk shit.

by The real slim shady 1234567 January 19, 2018

merk

the word "merkless" is using when you want to describe a bad player in the game, his/her actions. It has almost the same meaning as "awkward/terrible"

It was such a merk move, you definitely shouldn't have done that

by krem228 June 27, 2019

Merk

Adj. The the act of covering ones airways while they are extremely incapacitated or drunk to the point of death.

Billy was so drunk that when he grabbed Melissa's ass her bf merked him outside where no one could see.

by anonymous March 5, 2021