Mayo sandwich

When you jizz in between a hoes' titties, squeeze her melons together, and have her lick the cum in between them

Last night my bitch was hungry so I made her a mayo sandwich extra salty just the way she likes it

by Duck monster March 7, 2014

mayo knees

Adjective, Noun - A middle aged mans knees that over time get filled with Mayonnaise and become weak, but gives the same man the feeling he is still young, and can play sports.

Yo Mo, did you see that old dudes Knee snap back balling, he thought his Mayo Knees would hold up.

by Whereshunter March 14, 2022

Mayo missile

Dick

Launching my mayo missile into your pelvic Canyon

by Mr Blinky April 14, 2022

Self-Mayo

A male’s reproductive fluids.
Synonyms: Cum, Sperm, white stuff

Ex. I love the taste of my self-mayo.

by Jermey Sanchez April 25, 2020

morning mayo

When you wake up the morning after having unprotected anal sex and find 'leakage'. Morning mayo happens when a person is too tired to go clean up after intercourse.

Person 1 : Morning Babe, I had fun last night.
Person 2 : Me too.
Person 1 : Why is the bed wet?
Person 2 : Oh, I have morning mayo..

by I'm THAT person December 22, 2015

laying the mayo

When a man pulls out his junk then the other guy lay's his sperm on the other guys penis. ( cock , dick , dick-hole).

1. Jerry layed on that dude last night.

2. The mayo was fresh.

( laying the mayo )

by Masterbating monkey May 25, 2014

Space Mayo

Space Mayo is a creamy tangy condiment made from all natural human seasoning. It is commonly used for salad dressings, sauces and even sandwiches. Space Mayo is a versatile condiment with a smooth texture and distinctive flavor that enhances the taste of many dishes of unwanted customers.

"Yo, I'm pretty sure the chef snuck some of his space mayo into my sandwich."

by Jilith March 5, 2023