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Mateo

hottest mf alive. tall with a resting bitch face but a big heart

mateo has very nice hands and an incredible sense of humour

he will supply you with nerdy funfacts about everything, reminding you you can never stop learning

he also has a very large cock making it hard to resist the urge of wanting to suck it
person1: look its mateo!
person2: damn i wanna jump on his dick rn
person1: me too bro me too
by reallifegotham July 24, 2024
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Wow! That dude is a Mateo
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mateo bocceli

Mateo boceli was a italian singer who sadly passed away on january 16th
Mateo bocceli dead at 25
by Ilovelalalaland January 16, 2023
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Mateo

My amazing best friend who has been there for me threw literally everything. He has been with me threw highs and lows and I love him so much. I will do anything for Mateo because he is my absolute favorite person alive
Mateo is the best<333
by del.loves.tae January 20, 2023
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Mateo

a funny, chill guy who genuinely enlightens the mood. likes to entertain people and not make them feel left out. the kindest person you can ever meet. be grateful to have a Mateo in your life.
hey look! it’s Mateo! we missed you!”
by sriracha :3 May 26, 2025
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A fucking weird ass bitch who goes and rapes every boy in the radius of 500m, He is also very funny but can stick to one girl, he fucking funny but also sometimes mean. Just dont get on his bad side.
Oh shit its a Mateo!
by RGBOSS34 June 5, 2025
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Mateo Edwards

Mateo Edwards is the best cum guzzling dumpster there is he will do tricks on it till it snaps like Denis rodman Dennis rodman and has the biggest whale sized chick you have ever seen. he also loves the gym and is a huge gym rat and will lick the sweat off you during your sets the put his huge man tis around your cock and jump up and down. he is the goodest boys of them all
last night was a dream when Mateo Edwards came
by bobyyboyyyyyyyyyyyy June 9, 2025
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