Dirty marissa

A dirty marissa is when you take a fitted sheet and shove it up your anus while the camera guy pours hot sauce and pickle juice in your vagina. You end it with squirting the juice into his mouth and wiping it off with the crap covered sheet.

I’ve been tasting pickles and hot sauce all week must of been from the dirty marissa

by Dykedaddy June 11, 2020

Matias

He is the omega simp and simps for every girl and or guy whos name starts with the letter A.

What the f*ck Matias just bought something for girl whos name starts with A, instead of for the bois!!!!

by Yobama1234567 October 18, 2021

Marissa

The act of tripping over a flat surface or walking directly into a solid object. Usually done by cheerleaders or blondes.

Person A: -walks into a telephone pole-
Person B: You totally just pulled a Marissa.

by Goldfisher November 29, 2009

Marissa

A amazing person,if you date her u will never remember how ur life was before, she is cute sarcastic and very caring she is like a pink dolphin in a ocean of regular dolphins

I would love to date a girl like Marissa

by The Star Wars teen April 19, 2018

Marissa

Is a beautiful girl that looks pretty and acts nice . She will play truth or dare and always pick dare. She’ll be devious and brave as well as very talented. Marissa well have beautiful curveslike a hourglass. If you have a Marissa keep her closeand don’t let her out of your mind .

Marissa can do 4 perriots in a row having a curved body.

by Curves for days January 23, 2018

Marissa

A person that doesn't leave you out.She is a nice beautiful individual that can make you happy when you feel down when you depart you may cry but you know she will grow up and do great things.

I want someone like Marissa

by I'm cool 3000 March 17, 2018

Marissa

Marissa is the kind of person that will always have your back. She will stand up for her best friend and win. She is very athletic, fast, and she can juke like no other! She could even get a nick name in school like jukealicious or juke girl. But most of all she is very loyal. She will stick by your side no matter what. She is very beautiful and knows it. All the boys are lining up for her! But she gets very shy around people she doesn’t know especially her crush. But once you get to know her she is outgoing, loving, kind, and sporty!

“Dang do you see that girl over there?”
“Yeah, that’s Marissa.”
“Wow she is beautiful and fast!”

by Hdnwbhzjd August 8, 2018