by rim job January 02, 2008
A marty party is a party with THE Martin “Marty” Morrissey. Marty Morrissey is a national treasure in Ireland know for his exceptional commentary skills for RTE. He is a loveable personality with outstanding dance skills as seen on ‘Dancing With the Stars’. He is quick on his feet both dancing and on the pitch with rumours that he can outrun Usain Bolt to score a cheeky point from corner back. Legend has it he turned down a role in Baywatch. First year girls take their fake tan inspiration for wrights from Marty’s impeccably tanned forehead. Take notes he uses Cocoa Brown Extra Dark.
by martyparty101 June 06, 2020
Marty McMatton is most commonly a boy. He will sometimes annoy you with not knowing the answers to questions you give him. A Marty McMatton doesn't know what is happening and is very low-key.
by Heyyyythere February 28, 2017
Tis the name given to an individual who is speaking in a class call, however in the midst of their talking they let out the loudest, most wet sounding fart a person can make while still unmuted.
Any normal individual would leave, travel across the world and change their identity to avoid the shame and humiliation such an act would bring upon them. But, what truly makes one a Marty Farty, is that they do not leave. They instead continue to answer the question and act as if the entire ordeal never occurred.
It is obvious that one who holds the title of Marty Farty has no shame and regrets nothing, even coercing friends into performing sexual acts and believing they have the ability to say racial slurs despite not being part of said race.
Any normal individual would leave, travel across the world and change their identity to avoid the shame and humiliation such an act would bring upon them. But, what truly makes one a Marty Farty, is that they do not leave. They instead continue to answer the question and act as if the entire ordeal never occurred.
It is obvious that one who holds the title of Marty Farty has no shame and regrets nothing, even coercing friends into performing sexual acts and believing they have the ability to say racial slurs despite not being part of said race.
Person A: This girl really told me she's going to "contact higher authorities if I don't stop staring at her."
Person B: God she sounds like a real Marty Farty
Person B: God she sounds like a real Marty Farty
by someonewhohasnolife456 October 04, 2021
The local Newry street legend. He is well known in Northern Ireland and is often seen in all weather roaming the streets of Newry. His trusty steed is a bridge-end bike that's at least 600 years old. Legend has it that his Nike trainer is still in the canal and that whoever gains possession of this magical item will be granted the powers of Marty himself.
He has many accolades such as an Ulster Novice Champion at Handball (Later winning many senior titles at handball through Ireland) and a world-renowned sexiest man award under his sleeve and has the most luscious beard since Zeus. Some people have mistaken him for Santa Clause due to his perfectly cut trim and his almost hulk-like muscle tone.
You can now find Marty in both his trusty bike around the town and has a beautiful mural of such as legend himself located to the side of Nan Rices bar.
He has many accolades such as an Ulster Novice Champion at Handball (Later winning many senior titles at handball through Ireland) and a world-renowned sexiest man award under his sleeve and has the most luscious beard since Zeus. Some people have mistaken him for Santa Clause due to his perfectly cut trim and his almost hulk-like muscle tone.
You can now find Marty in both his trusty bike around the town and has a beautiful mural of such as legend himself located to the side of Nan Rices bar.
Did you see Marty Bogroll with Christmas Crackers in a Sainsbury bag hanging off his bike? It must be close to Christmas.
I've been waiting 4 Martys for my Friar Tucks! Mon' da fuck!
I've been waiting 4 Martys for my Friar Tucks! Mon' da fuck!
by justdeanful July 01, 2022
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by Marty Martinson September 30, 2022