nelson mandella

New world rhyming slang for a strong Belgian beer known as Stella Artois. Also affectionately know as "Wife Beater"

"Get us a pint of Nelson in Mate, I'm skint"

by Ginger Binger October 22, 2003

Second Mandela Effect

The one quote where everyone thinks that Mandela said "our deepest fears" except that it was some random bitch from Texas

Person 1: Dude remember that quote Thomas Jefferson said? Like our deepest fears something something...

Person 2: No dude it was Mandela. I saw it on Akeelah and the Bee. Remember Keke Palmer. Dude she's so hot.

Random Nerd: ACTUALLY, it was Marianne Williamson who said that. This is called the second mandela effect.

Person 1 &2: Shut up nerd.

by pineappleisgood February 1, 2017

manbecue

An even more manly version of a BBQ. Absolutely no vegetables allowed. It basically consists of a lot of beer and meat. There is usually a lot of yelling and loud music involved.

Person #1: I've got a great idea, I've got a lot of meat and beer ...
Person #2: I see where you are going with this
Everyone (shouting): Manbecue, manbecue, manbecue!

by Grillmeister April 17, 2014

Manbearpigdogcowgoatbeaver

The manbearpigdogcowgoatbeaver is equally dangerous... if not more dangerous than the great manbearpig itself. The manbearpigdogcowgoatbeaver goes by many aliases, such as flying bison, sky bison, and Appa. To see a rare photograph of the manbearpigdogcowgoatbeaver stealing children to feed its young, google "fxguide appa" (without quotes), click the first link, then click the first image under the heading "Fur, water and digital doubles".

The manbearpigdogcowgoatbeaver is half man, half bear, half pig, half dog, half cow, half goat, and half beaver which all adds up to one cerealsly dangerous monster.

by DragonflyNii January 24, 2011

mandem

your crew/gang that you go around with and get in trouble with, usually 4-6 people.

teacher 1: Best get in isolation right now.
girl 1: No chance,not without my mandem.
girl 2,girl 3,girl 4: Get iso on friday mandem cause fishy's on duty first break,it'll be a laugh

by greenblazer April 4, 2019

manbearpig

the single biggest threat to our planet. something out there which threatens our very existence and may be the end to the human race as we know it. i'm talking of course, about... "manbearpig." it is a creature which roams the earth alone. it is half man, half bear, and half pig! some people say that manbearpig isn't real. well, i'm here to tell you now, manbearpig is very real, and he most certainly exists! i'm cereal... manbearpig doesn't care who you are or what you've done. manbearpig simply wants to get you! i'm super cereal...

manbearpig is Al Gore's way of getting friends because he doesn't have any.

I'M SUPER DUPER CEREAL!! EXCELCIOR!!!

by manbearpig May 9, 2006

Mandeep Sandar

Mandeep is a strange creature who has hair like a girl and never washes it. He often visits the chip shop to dip his hair in the grease to give it a nice shiny finish. He often sports many different head wears ranging from a hair band to a tea cosy to keep his mush warm. Very hairy indivdual with a strong smell of daddy's sauce.

Monty: Is that a large, greasy muffball?

George: Nah, thats just Mandeep bless him.

by kingmustard May 8, 2005