Uber-managing

The act of incessant micromanagement that manifests itself primarily in continuous questions by mostly incompetent and robotic management personalities about time sheet status and billable hours totals (or lack thereof)
John: Max, why did you stay so late last night on a lazy summer day?

Max: My manager would not stop uber-managing me about my time and why my hours are low.. I had to stay until 3 am filling out time sheets..

John: That sucks man,you should quit that job..
by stinkynutz February 03, 2010
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Banana Manager

1.Someone who jacks off too much.

2.Females that give hand jobs for money.

3.A woman that has her man whipped.
by twat woddlers January 19, 2010
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Failure Management

Failure management encompasses a comprehensive set of practices aimed at addressing and mitigating issues or faults in systems, products, or processes. It begins with the detection of failures, whether through sensors, monitoring systems, or human observation, followed by a diagnostic phase to understand the underlying causes. Once identified, strategies are deployed to reduce the impact of the failure, which can involve immediate fixes or the implementation of redundancy measures. Furthermore, failure management emphasizes learning from failures to prevent their recurrence through improvements in design, processes, or training. Proper documentation and risk assessment play vital roles in this process, ensuring that organizations can effectively respond to and learn from failures to enhance reliability and safety.
Failure management involves the systematic identification and diagnosis of faults or issues in systems.

It is followed by the implementation of effective mitigation strategies to minimize their impact.

Proper documentation and risk assessment are integral components of failure management, aiding in the development of strategies to prevent future failures and maintain the integrity of systems and processes.
by GOLDENPRO1089YT October 05, 2023
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echo manager

A manager who gets orders from his boss, then just turns around and echoes it to his employees. Echo managers don't really do anything unless it was told to them by their superiors.
"He is such an echo manager, all he does is repeat things that Steve said. He really has no brain at all."
by Echoboss2016 November 14, 2016
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Management Consultant

Someone whose job involves mostly solving other people’s problem
As a management consultant, I’m busy solving people’s problem and creating some for myself
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Management Ass

The pain you get in your ass from sitting down too long.
I been sitting here playing video games for so long, I've gotten management ass.
by HikerMan February 21, 2016
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Joke Management

The science of organizing joke-related goals and objectives effectively and efficiently. The science in and of itself has many sub-disciplines; however, only certified Joke Chairs or a highly-ranked Joke Lord is adept in all forms of Joke Management.
After completing high school, both Kyle and Robert were nationally-ranked Joke Chairs, making them the youngest individuals to receive PhDs in Joke Management.
by Joke Lord December 24, 2010
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