Saugeen-Maitland Hall

The former king of all residences in the world: "The Zoo". Founded in 1969 Saugeen has the infamous reputation of having the wildest parties, even David Letterman called it "the easiest place to get laid in North America". However the current Saugeen is different from what you may have heard from people who went there back in the day. Prospective students to the UWO hear stories from parents even grandparents about how crazy it was, the cool kids then decide they want to live there and other not so cool kids decide they don't want to live there. Western assumes that if you put Saugeen first on your residence ranking list that you are a hardcore party-goer. Using this information they have killed Saugeen. Western ensures that the cool kids who want to live there (placing Saugeen first on your residence ranking list) do not get to live there and that the not so cool kids who do not want to live there (placing Saugeen low on your residence ranking list) end up there. The suppression of "The Zoo" by ensuring that it is filled with boring people who do not want to party has made Saugeen kinda lame. When students try to restore Saugeen back to its glory, they are met with overly strict punishments. My advice to future students of UWO: restore Saugeen to its former glory. Make this information well-known so Saugeen can be lit again.

This is a list of the most hype residences as of 2018:
1. Med-Syd
2. Essex
3. Deli
4. Saugeen
5. Elgin
6. Perth
7. Ohall

Person 1: Hey man let's do something crazy and make Saugeen-Maitland Hall great again.
Person 2: *hosts a party with Person 1*
Don / RA / Rez Manager: Have fun being on probation :)

by humba5d December 8, 2018

mairhead

i just jizzzeddd

used to drinking alot
getting stoned
and fucked on drugs

mairhead: O M G i just jizzed in a weird voice

by boahblahjblah April 16, 2010

Maitlen

A man gifted with everything a man can want. Simply walk into an evidence room and take guns and property belonging to others. Home-schooled until 9th grade, brilliant beyond all capabilities. The ability to rebuild and clean carborators. The love of a chevy truck and his girl.

Hey, did you hear about Maitlen?
-Did he be-head the Mouth of Sauron?
So you've heard already...

by johnny32 May 26, 2011

Malth

A group of five girls named Mallarie, Ashton, Lexi, Taylor, and Hannah.
The group of girls come from Louisiana and TEXAS
When you ask one of the girls all of the girls are invited, and that's how it works

I asked Ashton if she wanted to go and I ended up taking the Malth with me.

by CloudWatcher92 April 27, 2017

Maiha

a really awesome person. you can't be cooler than them

eg: "That dude is like Maiha. He's really cool."

by hoesmad^24 January 31, 2020

maitray

a saxy boy who gets blow job every 2 hours

i am a maitray

by wesker1693 October 6, 2021

Mahitha

Mahitha is the sexiest person I know. She’s a bitch at first but as u get to know her she’s more of a bitch, jk?!
She’s very smart and always tops classes. Sigma male alpha vibes ong. She’s a player and pulls a lot of chicks and dicks. She’s very funny, she almost makes me piss with laughter. Icon.

Is your friend a mahitha???
No, she wishes she was.

by anonymous November 15, 2022