samahan mokong mag jakul

A rare word to be said to a loved one meaning 'I love you so much I will do anything to be with you, I will give to you everything.' It is a forever promise

"samahan mokong mag jakul hindi ko na kaya"
"samahan mokong mag jakul mag pakailanman walang titigil"
"samahan mokong mag jakul sa susunod kantutan naman"

by ttdakss May 30, 2022

Advance ako mag-isip

Filipino meaning of advanced thinking
Used when you did something in advanced
(I’m guessing it’s only used by Filipinos)

Text: Did pregnancy test even though still virgin
Person: Advance ako mag-isip

by RoyelPixel ._. October 15, 2018

ball drizzling cum mag

A magazine with your mom in it.

The Ball Drizzling Cum Mag showed your mom sucking off a horse.

by Seth July 11, 2003

Mag

Short for magnificent, meaning: amazing, gorgeous, beautiful.

“Hey, that wig is so mag.”

by April ahah July 5, 2023

Kleo Mag

A very devine and handsome young man, who is very demure and petite

"That guy is so Kleo Mag"

by Leroylamps33 December 3, 2024

Auntie Mags

A very wholesome auntie who tries their best and likes wine a little too much
Also an artist

Person 1: Hey have you heard of Auntie Mags?
Person 2: Of course! She is w h o l e s o m e
Person 3: She also makes pretty good art

by DragonDan January 3, 2019

mura mag tala

can be used for situations that'll make you say "what the fuck is wrong with you?" or "What in the hell are you doing?" but in a more passive-aggressive approach. Mainly used in present time.

*Person 1 bumps into Person 2, then just walks away*
Person 2: Mura mag tala.

by MetaMemePlayer February 7, 2022