Muscle Inflation

The peak of a workout where your pumped and can't move your arms. It feels like your biceps are balloons.

Arnold Schwarzenegger says muscle inflation feels like cumming with a woman.

by SageExtreme October 16, 2010

Muscle Cow

A boner that lasts for a long period of time for no reason, or if you've taken too much viagra.

Dude yesterday I had a freaking muscle cow during that lecture and I swear everybody noticed.

by JoshTheManWassup April 4, 2011

muscle muncher

A Man That Sucks Penis.

"Oi, Dave! Stop sucking that cock, you muscle muncher!"

by plebbhead October 27, 2011

muscle baby

One who was once skinny, frail, and weak then was taken by a muscle daddy (swole sensei) and buffed up.

"Why is Rich working out with us?"
"He's my newborn muscle baby."

by thePOGlife February 4, 2015

muscle hoagie

Muscle hoagie is a man's large dick.

Carl 's girlfriend was comin over for dinner. Carl decided he was gonna feed her his muscle hoagie.

by Muscle hoagie April 1, 2017

muscle folds

when you have fat... BUT you're stubbornly confident it's a result of your hard work in the gym

hey bro, look at your jelly arms

nah man, they're muscle folds

by moos-souls February 22, 2019

Muscle Factory

A place where only the alpha males go to pump iron. Legend says their arms are bigger than your legs.

Muscle Factory - where Moulder got boulders for shoulders

by Kineton Florists March 14, 2019