Phil Murphy

Governor of New Jersey who is a complete and utter ignoramus. Closely allied with grandma killer Andrew Cuomo.

Me: “Man I fucking hate Phil Murphy, he doesn’t Texas hasn’t had a surge in rona cases and they’re sm bigger!”
Bro: “Ik mf better open up!”

by Captainbdog April 19, 2021

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Peter Murphy

Basically God. He was the lead singer of Bauhaus and he still rules. I saw him on May 22nd at the Roseland Theatre in Portland, OR and I was in one of the very front rows.

Peter Murphy currently has white, balding hair that he spikes up rooster-style and sports a kickass trench coat.

by Morbidia June 5, 2005

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Eddie Murphy

A comedian who used to be funny in the 80s with "Beverly Hills Cop" and "Coming to America". Now he is generally unfunny and plays that annoying donkey on "Shrek". Eddie Murphy's hobbies include tranny chasing and knocking up Spice Girls.

Eddie Murphy had a baby with Melanie "Scary Spice" Brown named Angel Iris "Spawn of Spice" Murphy Brown.

by Auntie Olathe August 1, 2007

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Murphy Syndrome

When someone has been completely and utterly destroyed in a campaign, usually political in nature, and denies any wrong doing or personal responsibility. Named after Jim Murphy, head of the political party Scottish Labour, for his reaction to the 2015 UK General Election.

He was so in denial over his shortcomings and cockups with the campaign he was suffering Murphy Syndrome.

by JimmyMurphy May 10, 2015

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