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Monday Mopes

The depressed feeling usually associated with Monday because you once again realize that the week has started again.

Can be used whenever having to start work/school back up again.
George got an extreme case of Monday Mopes after his awesome three-day weekend.
by TheCdog March 2, 2011
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suicidal moped

A moped with a driver who completely disregards traffic laws and conventions, often exhibiting the following behaviors:
1. weaving between the bumpers and sides of idle and/or moving vehicles without warning and regard for large vehicles with blind spots
2. traveling against the flow of traffic, often barely avoiding head-on collisions
3. as patience runs thin, sometimes even transitioning to sidewalks and threatening innocent pedestrians
4. failing to wear and provide helmets to their passengers
5. completely ignoring traffic lights, signs, and road markings
6. a plethora of other exquisite examples that those of you who have encountered suicidal mopeds can surely think of

Suicidal mopeds are commonly found in densely populated urban areas in countries such as China and India.
The truck driver swerved barely in time to avoid crashing head-on into a suicidal moped carrying a mother and her child. He still sideswiped the moped though, so he still paid them as much cash as he had, even though he was lawfully traveling in the right lane/direction and under the speed limit.
by attifinch December 9, 2011
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Super Moped

A Malaysian slang term for step-through underbone motorcycles. Often used by teenage riders and carries the same meaning as Kapcai.

The term became popular after Chinese manufacturer SYM released their viral 175cc underbone model, SUPER MOPED 175i in 2018.

When mopeds were later targeted for regulatory bans in Malaysia, the model was renamed SYM VF3i to avoid confusion, but the slang lived on.

Today, “Super Moped” is commonly used by teenagers who grew up riding mopeds and are now old enough to ride underbone bikes.

In reality, mopeds are just a downgraded version of Kapcai but motorcycle brands keep using the term as a marketing buzzword to describe more modern and performance-oriented bikes.
My new 180cc Super Moped could reach up to 200Km/h. Can yours do that?
by Kodiang January 13, 2026
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Mouse on a Moped

The phrase used by an adult who just "farted" to convince a young child that the flatulence they just heard didn't really come from said adult.
Uncle Eddie: "PPPPFFFFFTTTTT"!!
Niece Lilly: "Uncle Eddie!!"
Uncle Eddie: "That wasn't me honey, that was a mouse on a moped!"
by Laika 2 April 29, 2015
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