The sexiest goddamn motherfucking place in the United States. Only straight savages come to this town.
Top 4 reason to come to rochester minnesota
People? Sexy
Century High? Sexy
M to the A to the Y to the OG Clinic??? Sexy
Geese? FufuLame... but still savage af.
People? Sexy
Century High? Sexy
M to the A to the Y to the OG Clinic??? Sexy
Geese? FufuLame... but still savage af.
by slimmyeezus February 11, 2016
A city that is now in disaray because of the K-lumbus rebel. Who are in a long lasting war against the poor town of scandia. The K-lumbus rebels have dominated the war since the start but the scandianavians just keep crawling out of every gutter in town.
by The K-lumbus rebel December 08, 2010
A terrible ghetto town. All the buildings there make the town look like a rundown slum. The only buildings that look OK are a McDonalds and a Perkins restaurant. The hospital is the same size as four walk-in closets. Usually, the first person you ever might see there from your car looks like a poor mexican thug. Most of the people there smoke and do drugs. If you ever go there, get out ASAP.
by Carbuddy15 May 07, 2011
n. Noun, v. Verb
is a Minnesota version of a Rodeo. When trees are young, they can be bent over, with satisfying results. While hanging upside down from this tree, a pre-determined shaker shakes the tree back and forth. How over long the participant stays on, is there score.
is a Minnesota version of a Rodeo. When trees are young, they can be bent over, with satisfying results. While hanging upside down from this tree, a pre-determined shaker shakes the tree back and forth. How over long the participant stays on, is there score.
by Ginger>Daywalker December 07, 2009
The act of grabbing your partners legs, while partner remains faced down, arms extended. You forcefully thrust your member into them while pushing them like a wheel barrel until their arms give out, resulting in rug burn on the forehead.
kimmie was so excited to do yard work but it was raining so Captain D gave her the Minnesota mower to fulfill her needs.
by Captain D’s salty solutions! October 29, 2020
When you put popcorn kernels up someone's butt, followed by a blowdryer and then once the kernels have popped a sexual partner eats them out of the butt.
by C@1eeB September 25, 2017
Crackhead town with a shit ton of trails and a prison with less crackheads, and some staff housing too.
by The Greying Dog March 16, 2021