Columbus minnesota

A city that is now in disaray because of the K-lumbus rebel. Who are in a long lasting war against the poor town of scandia. The K-lumbus rebels have dominated the war since the start but the scandianavians just keep crawling out of every gutter in town.

The K-lumbus rebels from columbus minnesota will crush the bitches from scandia.

by The K-lumbus rebel December 8, 2010

rochester minnesota

The sexiest goddamn motherfucking place in the United States. Only straight savages come to this town.

Top 4 reason to come to rochester minnesota
People? Sexy
Century High? Sexy
M to the A to the Y to the OG Clinic??? Sexy
Geese? FufuLame... but still savage af.

by slimmyeezus September 20, 2016

Worthington, Minnesota

A terrible ghetto town. All the buildings there make the town look like a rundown slum. The only buildings that look OK are a McDonalds and a Perkins restaurant. The hospital is the same size as four walk-in closets. Usually, the first person you ever might see there from your car looks like a poor mexican thug. Most of the people there smoke and do drugs. If you ever go there, get out ASAP.

Where are you from?

Worthington, Minnesota...

AAHH! DON'T MUG ME!

by Carbuddy15 May 31, 2011

Minnesota Rodeo

n. Noun, v. Verb

is a Minnesota version of a Rodeo. When trees are young, they can be bent over, with satisfying results. While hanging upside down from this tree, a pre-determined shaker shakes the tree back and forth. How over long the participant stays on, is there score.

Hey, what was your Minnesota Rodeo score?
:Oh, I got ten seconds!

by Ginger>Daywalker December 6, 2009

Minnesota Mower

The act of grabbing your partners legs, while partner remains faced down, arms extended. You forcefully thrust your member into them while pushing them like a wheel barrel until their arms give out, resulting in rug burn on the forehead.

kimmie was so excited to do yard work but it was raining so Captain D gave her the Minnesota mower to fulfill her needs.

by Captain D’s salty solutions! October 28, 2020

Minnesota virginity

When someone from Minnesota has never had sex in a snow fort or igloo

Janice's parents are always gone so she's never had to resort to losing her Minnesota virginity

by MinnesotaHockeyBoy May 7, 2022

Minnesota Blizzard

The act of ejaculating so much, it appears the recipients face has been though a blizzard.

You should have seen me last night, I created a Minnesota blizzard

by OGMinnesota November 18, 2014