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Shirtless Mike 

Shirtless mike is the neighborhood dad that always likes to take off his shirt no matter the situation. He always enjoys mowing his lawn twice a week as an excuse to take off his shirt. What ever you do, do not test shirtless mike. If you do, he will run you over with his limited edition custom painted modded high-speed accelerated 2019 Chevrolet Camaro 2.3 He also has the laugh of a demonic baby getting baptized on Jesus birthday.
Kid 1: Is shirtless Mike mowing his yard again?
Kid 2: Yeah, that's three days in a row!
kid 1: but its in the middle of December??
Shirtless mike: *turns head and looks a kids* grasses won't cut the self *slow deep demonic laugh*
kid 1 and 2 haha *RUNS*
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assassin mike

used when defining an age of a human being named mike.
assassin mike by MelonTheRububler September 29, 2019

Doctor Mike 

Hot Youtube doctor and wannabe boxer.
Doctor Mike says peewoop if you shock before performing proper chest compressions.
Doctor Mike by Dave04a June 13, 2022

oscar mike 

The letters o (oscar) and m (mike) of the military phonetic alphabet which when used together indicates that a unit is "On the Move" or sometimes, "On Mission."
Headquarters ordered us to relocate our fighting positions AGAIN today, so we are fucking Oscar Mike. Goddamnit.
oscar mike by 11C January 2, 2009
Mike G is one of the sickest underrated rappers in Odd Future. This guy has a smooth laid black flow with sick complex lyrics. Listen to Ali, Gold and some of his shit on previous OF mixtapes and stuff.
Man Mike G can rap, sucks no one really pays attention to him.
Mike G by Oddcat October 14, 2012

Mike Faist 

A broadway actor who played Morris Delancey in newsies, and Connor Murphy in Dear Evan Hansen. Mike has his own broadway trading card from his time in Newsies. He also has really great hair, and deserves a tony award.
Mike Faist is really good at tap dancing.
Mike Faist by Senshi Pie July 17, 2018

mike out 

Not wanting to kick it or hang out as late as the rest of your friends either because you want to sleep early or have stuff to do the next day.
"Damn, he don't even wanna kick it anymore. He's finna mike out." or "This guy ain't a real friend, he's always miking out before the party's over."
mike out by miking out April 26, 2006