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Mcdonald’s ice cream machine

The thing at Mcdonald’s that you can always count on to be broken.
Worker: “Would you like anything else?”
Customer: “I’ll take an ice cream.”
Worker: “Sorry, our Mcdonald’s ice cream machine is broken.”
by lovehyuka November 7, 2022
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officer mcdonald

A cum guzzling crooked cop who steals weed pipes from kids and shoves them up his ass. He also enjoys visiting all black prisons to shower and get ass fucked. This person is an overall piece of shit and cocklover.
Who's that prick?

That's Officer McDonald. But don't say prick around him he'll get upset cause he isn't sure if he's got one. He sure does like pricks up his ass though.
by EveryoneThinksThis October 22, 2013
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rock'n roll McDonald's

Jimmy said "rock'n roll McDonald's" as he jumped out a 4th floor window
by Luger12 May 23, 2023
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McDonald's

The shittiest fast food restaurant and a perfect symbol of mass production. Most of their food tastes crappier than crap itself. They claim their burgers are 100% beef but we all know that includes the eyeballs, intestines and testicles.

most of the stuff i've ever gotten there is from their value menu. while the chicken and fries aren't bad, the burgers will give you diaharrea endlessly. among such examples are their "cheeseburgers" which come with a thin slice of meat hardly qualifying as an existing piece of matter, globs of ketchup, two spoiled looking pickles (which make the whole burger taste like pickle juice), some cheese and some onions. the beef is fucking gross and does not taste like it was cooked on a grill, instead just microwaved.

so many people eat here but it is a wonder why. most are incompetent fools who don't know what a good fast food restaurant place is or are cheap or cant cook. it is pretty unhealthy for you too: how would you like to die early AND eat shitty food? sadly all resturants are beginning to follow its poor food production. basically, they give you food poorly hashed together, slap a good price tag and mangage to sell it to millions.

oh yeah, and when you order, make sure to have a Spanish-to-English pocketbook at hand.
Don't ever eat at McDonald's, the shit they serve might be cheap but your better off going to a different restaurant like burger king who flame broil their burgers or carl's jr whose thick patties are mouthwatering. unless you're going for a chicken fix or some fries and an apple pie. pretty sad when their best rides aren't their main attraction.
by Bitch Cock June 4, 2009
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McDonald’s

McDonald’s is a good place to go eat”
by - Cbamf October 13, 2018
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McDonald

S:Hi what's your name
D:Daniel McDonald

S:Really
D:Yeah
S:Can I get a mcflurry
D:*knocks Sam out*
by Southernocean August 29, 2011
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