Mayo missile

Dick

Launching my mayo missile into your pelvic Canyon

by Mr Blinky April 14, 2022

Self-Mayo

A male’s reproductive fluids.
Synonyms: Cum, Sperm, white stuff

Ex. I love the taste of my self-mayo.

by Jermey Sanchez April 25, 2020

mayo knees

Adjective, Noun - A middle aged mans knees that over time get filled with Mayonnaise and become weak, but gives the same man the feeling he is still young, and can play sports.

Yo Mo, did you see that old dudes Knee snap back balling, he thought his Mayo Knees would hold up.

by Whereshunter March 14, 2022

Space Mayo

Space Mayo is a creamy tangy condiment made from all natural human seasoning. It is commonly used for salad dressings, sauces and even sandwiches. Space Mayo is a versatile condiment with a smooth texture and distinctive flavor that enhances the taste of many dishes of unwanted customers.

"Yo, I'm pretty sure the chef snuck some of his space mayo into my sandwich."

by Jilith March 5, 2023

Mayo/Mayonnaise

Another way of referring to cum

When you are hitting and she wraps her legs around your neck, causing you to release your Mayo/Mayonnaise

Him: Babe I think I'm close
Her: Don't you dare. Hold it in
Him: I don't think I can
Her: Hold the Mayonnaise!!

by SydMak February 16, 2021

Whipped Mayo

Cum.

He went into his bedroom to make some whipped mayo.

by Not Jaffa July 17, 2021

morning mayo

When you wake up the morning after having unprotected anal sex and find 'leakage'. Morning mayo happens when a person is too tired to go clean up after intercourse.

Person 1 : Morning Babe, I had fun last night.
Person 2 : Me too.
Person 1 : Why is the bed wet?
Person 2 : Oh, I have morning mayo..

by I'm THAT person December 22, 2015